Sunday, February 17, 2008

FuNnY sTuFf

Penis Requests a Raise

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised,
the administration rejects your request for the
following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
You do not always follow the orders of the
management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and
often visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be
pressured and stimulated in
order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety
regulations, such as wearing the
correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position
before you have completed the
day's work. And if that were not all, you have been
seen constantly entering
and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious
looking bags.

The Management