Friday, April 18, 2008


Condom says to Kotex,
'When you work, I lose seven days of business.'

Kotex replies, 'If you fail to work once, my business stops for nine months


A camel and an elephant met, and the elephant asked: 'Why do you have your tits on your back?'

The camel responded: 'What a silly question from someone who has a dick on his face!'


A black guy and a white girl met at a nite club. She took him to her apartment and said: 'tie me to the bed and do what black men do best!'

so he ran off with the TV and VCD...


Wife: 'I wish I were a newspaper, so you can hold me every morning!'

Husband: 'I wish you're a newspaper TOO, my dear so I can have a NEW ONE every morning!


A Chinese couple got married. When baby was born, her eyes were big and blue, hair was curly and blonde, skin was brown.

Finally, name of the baby was SAM TING LONG ('some thing wrong')


A lady visited her doctor one morning.

Doc said: 'You look so weak and exhausted! Are you eating your meals 3 times a day as I advised?

Lady : 'Doc, I thought you said 3 males a day!'


Phone rings and maid picks up the phone as her master is bathing.....

When the caller asked what's he doing, the maid Replied: 'MASTURBATING.'(master bathing)


A customer went to snack bar and ordered a hamburger.

When 20 minutes had gone and his food hadn't arrived, the irritated customer asked the waiter.

Customer: Will my hamburger be long?

Waiter: No, will be round.


Diner: Waiter, look at this chicken, nothing but skin and bones.

Waiter: What else do u want, feathers?

Diner: I can't eat such a rotten chicken. Call the manager!

Waiter: It's no use. He won't eat it either.

Diner: You'll drive me to my grave!

Waiter: Well, you don't expect to walk there, do you?


Customer : Waiter, do you serve crabs?

Waiter : Sit down, sir,we serve anyone.


Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?

Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?

Customer : No, I can't.

Waiter : Then does it really matter?


Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.

Waiter : Yes Sir, they are not very good swimmers.


Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.

Waiter : That's all right, Sir, he won't drink much.


Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.

Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?


Customer : Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly in my tea cup?

Waiter : I wouldn't know, Sir, I'm a waiter, not a fortune teller.


Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

Waiter : Funny? But why aren't you laughing?


Waiter : I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.

Customer : Don't tell me your problems. Give the menu card.


Ben: These ice-cream are too expensive

John: Stop complaining and pay with a smile.

Ben: I wish I could but the man insists on cash!


Almost bald man: Why do u always charge me double?

You ought to charge me cheaper for I don't have much hair!

Barber: No, no! We don't charge for cutting the hair! We charge for having to search for it!


New prisoner comes to prison cell.

Convicts: What has happened with you that you are here?

Prisoner: I have broken a window on my job place.

Convicts: It's unbelievable! Where did you work?

Prisoner: On a submarine.


Son : Daddy, have you ever been to Egypt?

Father : No. Why do you ask that?

Son : Well, where did you get mummy then?


Lady: Is this my train?

Station Master: No, it belongs to the Railway Company.

Lady: Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Kuala Lumpur.

Station Master: No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.


Peter: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots!

Kirk: Yes it's really strange. I' ve got another pair of the same at home.


Teacher: Peter, why are you late for school again?

Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.


Wife: Do you want dinner?

Husband: Sure, what are my choices?

Wife: Yes and no.


First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'

Second Guy: 'You're fortunate, mine's still alive.'


The girl asked her lover, 'Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?'

'Sure,' replied her lover 'What's your phone number?'


A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery.

The judge pounded the gravel on his table and shouted, 'Order, order.'

The drunkard immediately responded, 'Thank you, your honour, I'll have a scotch and soda.'


Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Penang in two days time?

Post Master: Well it might do.

Customer: I bet you, it won't.

Post Master: Why not?

Customer: It's addressed to Johor.


An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.

'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keepforgetting things.'

'How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.

'How long has what been going on?' said the man.


Girl : Do you love me?

Boy : Yes Dear.

Girl : Would you die for me?

Boy : No, mine is undying love.


1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!

2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.

1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions.


Man : How old is your father?

Boy : As old as me.

Man : How can that be?

Boy : He became a father only when I was born.


Teacher : Correct the sentence, 'A bull and a cow is grazing in the field'

Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field

Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies fi rst.


Little Susie came running into the house after school one day, shouting,

'Daddy! Daddy! I got a 100 in school today!'

'That's great, Sweetheart,' said her daddy.

'Come in to the living room and tell me about it.'

'Well,' began the confession, 'I got 50 in spelling, 30 in maths and 20 in science.'


Man : Where are you from?

Woman : U.S.A

Man : Are you here on vacation?

Woman : No lah! I'm here for lunch.

Man : What!!! All the way from United States of America!!!

Woman : No lah! Upper Serangoon Avenue.

Man : !!@#$%


Two young boys were having their morning breakfast, consist of hot chocolate and cereal. As they almost finish their meal, the younger of the two headed for their aquarium, his hand full of cereal. Just before he feed the turtles and the fish, h is mother came into the room.

'Don't do it, Kamal',she said.'They'll die.'

The boy's face turned pale and throw his mother a desperate look, 'Then why did you give it to us?'

Monday, April 14, 2008


The Explosive - Cristiano Ronaldo - The best free videos are right here

The Explosive - Cristiano Ronaldo - The best free videos are right here

this shows that we should never give up hope!

if he can do it..we can do it as well!!

took from Ruby mei mei ^^

very very sugoi!! lols

and one more

wahahaha today's stuff at work

Mercedes SLR ^^v

The Sultan of Perlis's car lols...

The Sultan of Perak's car hehehe...and his birthday is coming soon!! =P

what i usually do in the workshop ^^

this is an engine from Mercedes Benz turbo u know!! waliuuuu!

If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM


If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATM machine, you can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse.

For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321. The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placed in the machine.

The machine will still give you the money you requested, but unknown to the robber, the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.

This information was recently broadcasted on TV and it states that it's seldom used because people don't know it exists..

Saturday, April 12, 2008

Smart ForTwo hehe and Smart ForFour's Engine!

smart cars at my workplace ^^v

and this is a weird vios modification that i saw while driving to the pcfair lols....wide bodykit wor~~

this was a long time ago lols..

was driving back from kl to ipoh...and it rain all the way lol!!..can you see anything??? hahas..

this was when it was still sunny hehe...downhill!!! more than 140km/h LOL

note...i'm driving a kancil =P
my SLK!!! hehe, Smart Little Kancil ^^v

Conan!!! ^^v the chihuahua that prays hehe

The food there =P

Honda!!! xD Meet the Drivers Session!! ^^v

Cleaning my KeyBoard lols

all pictures!! ^^v

Thursday, April 10, 2008

Another one =)

Very nice =)