Tuesday, February 26, 2008

Blood Pressure~

Blood Pressure Level (mmHg)

Normal - Systolic = less than 120 or diastolic = less than 80

Prehypertension - Systolic = 120-139 or Diastolic = 80-89

High Blood Pressure
Stage 1 Hypertension - Systolic = 140–159 or Diastolic = 90–99
Stage 2 Hypertension - Systolic = greater than or equal to 160 or greater than or equal to 100

well the above are categories for blood pressure levels in adults (ages 18 years and above)..

last christmas.. mine reached stage 1 hypertension lol...that's the reason why i suddenly faint sometimes...well my sister tested my pressure and the values were systolic = 14x and diastolic = 9x lols....a bit surprised but expected it le....i guess i worry too much about something....guess what it is...

Sunday, February 24, 2008

Stoopid and Funneee Signs~

o.O *Ori or not Ori* O.o

Would like to know your mobile is original or not?!!
type * # 0 6 #

After you e nter the code you will see a new code contain 15 digits:
43 4 5 6 6 1 0 6 7 8 9 4 3 5

- IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 02 or 20 that mean it was Assembly on Emirates which is very Bad quality :(
- IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 08 or 80 that mean it¢s manufactured in Germany which is not bad
- IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 01 or 10 that mean it¢s manufactured in Finland which is Good
- IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 00 that mean it was manufactured in original factory which is the best Mobile Quality ...
- IF the digit number Seven & Eight is 13 that mean it was Assembly on Azerbaijan which is very Bad quality and very dangerous for health!!!

♥A message to remember always~!♥

If a girl cries in front of you, it means that she couldn't take it anymore...
If you take her hand, she would stay with you for the rest of your life; if you let her go, she couldn't go back to being herself anymore...
A girl won't cry easily, except in front of the person who she love the most, she becomes weak..
A girl won't cry easily, only when she loves you the most, she put down her ego.
Guys, if a girl cries because of you, please hold her hands firmly, she's the one who would stay with you for the rest of your life.
Guys, if a girl cries because of you, please don't give her up, maybe because of your decision, you ruin her life.
When she cry right in front of you,when she cry because of you, Look into her eyes, Can u see n feel the pain n hurt she's feeling?
Which other girl have cried wif pure sincerity, Infront of you, And because of you?
She cry not because she is weak, She cry not because she wan sympathy or pity, She cry, Because crying silently is no longer possible, the pain, hurt, n agony have become too big a burden to be kept inside...
Guys, Think about it...
*im saying it..*
If a girl cry her heart out to you, And all because of you, It's time to look back on wat u have done, Only you will know the answer to it.
Do consider it. Cause one day....
It may be too late for regrets, It may be too late to say "i'm sorry".
To my friends...
Ponder this message seriously.
Do not do this to a girl, You may regret for the rest of your life. Maybe in your life, she's the only one that love YOU the most.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

Me In ToC =x

I <3 yOu

10th grade

As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. She was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, silky hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and handed them to her. She said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

11th grade

The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. She was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broke her heart. She asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at her soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. She looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Senior year

The day before prom she walked to my locker. "My date is sick" she said; he's not going to go well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as "best friends". So we did. Prom night, after everything was over, I was standing at her front door step! I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she doesn't think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Graduation Day

A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone
went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, "you're my best friend, thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

A Few Years Later

Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say "I do" and drive off to her new life, married to another man. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn`t see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said "you came!". She said "thanks" and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.


Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read:
I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me!
I wish did too... I thought to my self, and I cried.

VeRy TrUe!!

As we grow up, we learn that even the one person that wasn't supposed to ever let you down probably will.

You will have your heart broken probably more than once and it's harder every time.

You'll break hearts too, so remember how it felt when yours was broken.

You'll fight with your best friend. You'll blame a new love for things an old one did.

You'll cry because time is passing too fast, and you'll eventually lose someone you love. So take too many pictures, laugh too much, and love like you've never been hurt because every sixty seconds you spend upset is a minute of happiness you'll never get back.

TiTaNiC hOkKiEn VeRsIoN

>>>Hokkien Titanic
>>>Scene 1:
>>>Jack: Hey chio eh? Me teach you an chua fly,
want or not?
>>>Rose: Mai lah. I scare leh.
>>>Jack: No need scare leh, lai i teach you.
>>>Rose: Don't lar, me really scare leh.
>>>Jack: Lai lar, stand on the railing, then I hug
>>>Rose: Like thet huh?
>>>Jack: Yah, then hor, spread ur arms... Wah
lau eh, why so smelly one?
>>>Rose: Kan ni na...You say my armpit smell ah!
>>>Jack: Wah I bey tar han already lar!
>>>Jack fainted & both fell into the sea..

>>>Scene 2:
>>>One fine day, late at night, Jack Duakang was
on the deck of Titanic when he heard some loud
footsteps. He looked to see what was going on,
and he saw a super chio about to jump off the
deck. He walked over and tried to persuade her not
to jump.
>>>Jack: Chio eh, lee si an zua? So late dun
sleep do what? What's your name?
>>>Rose: My name is Mei Ku, but people call me
>>>Jack: Nah Beh...Why you so chio, but your
name like the mamasan at Zhong Guo Chen
(China City).
>>>Rose: Shut up lah you, I now want to jump.
>>>Jack: Why jump? Siao ah you, so chio jump
for what?
>>>Rose: Aiyah why you so kaypo? I jump you
>>>Jack: Wah lau, don't lah aiyah.
>>>So Jack continued to persuade her for a few
hours. After three hours...
>>>Jack: Eh don't jump leh, don't lah, siao ah you?
>>>Rose: Aiya, you talk for three hours liao, buay
sian meh??
>>>Jack: Ya lor, i think oso a bit sian liao. So,
please lah, don't jump lah..
>>>Rose: Shut-up I am really jumping liao.
>>>Jack was tired, so he stopped persuading...
>>>Rose: I really jump ah, really ah? Really ah?
Really leh. I am not joking leh, I jump ah!!!
>>>Jack was very du lan after wasting so much
time. So, he kicked Rose's Ka Cheng and sent her
into her watery grave.
>>>Jack: Nah Beh, want to jump, jump lah. NAh
beh wasste my time.
>>>Then Jack turned around and he saw the
second most beautiful girl on the ship...
>>>Jack: Oei chio eh, what's your name?
>>>Hibiscus: Me Hibiscus lor. I saw you kick my
sister.Hahahahahahhh! Thank you hor. She always
steal my boyfriends one.
>>>So Jack and Hibiscus live happily ever after...

PhUa ChU kAnG eXpLaInS aBoUt SeX tO AlOy

Message: Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu
Beng's son,Aloysius .................................

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable becaws, same like
when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than

PCK : Of course woman lah ! When you dig dig
nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right ?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get
raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load,den
someone come over and dig your nose, you like or
not ?
Ehhh ? Don't pray pray ah

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when
she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and
dig meh?? Siow ah!!blain, use your blainnn ..........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing
when they are making love?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you
like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ?
Not the same shiok feeling mah.Corlight or not?

Aloy : Why is making love carried out in private?

PCK : Ah boyyyyy, use your blain, use your
blainnnnn . you go and dig your nose in flont of
your whole class izit ?Stupid lah!!

Aloy : Wah ...... Uncle Chu Kang, you are very

PCK : Aiyah ...... best in Singapore and JB,an
some say Batam also ah!!!

TyPeS oF gIrLs ^^v

> She remembers everything, FOREVER.


RAM Girls:

> She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.



> Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.



> She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!



> Difficult to access.


FTP Girls:

> Always Error 421. Too many users



> Always busy when you need her.



> She makes horrible things look beautiful.


CD-ROM Girls:

> She is always faster and faster.


E-MAIL Girls:

> Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.


VIRUS Girls:

> Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything...Also Installs a Trojan called Mother-in-Law ..Sometimes come with a Beautiful Addon Sister-In-law(Rarely)



> Never love a Testing girl since she always doubts U.


> Never love a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.


> Never love a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.


> Never love a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.


> Never love a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.


> Never Love a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.


> Never love a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.


> Never love a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u ! as rascal.


> Never love a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.


> Never love a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.


> Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE

A dEaR fRiEnD oF mInE gAvE mE tHiS lOvElY sOnG

All these precious moments with

you by my side

Must be a gift from Heaven

that's holding me all night

i don't know how i found you

i'm thankful that i have

now that i have a love so true

to hold, to keep, to share

Chorus :

In my heart i can no longer hold


all of the love i used to hide

i'll always be, with you until the very


In this world, there is no place i

rather be

You are my life, my soul, my girl

and through it all, i know you'll

come to see

that you're the one

till the end

all my friends around me

say you'll be gone too soon

baby i'm gonna make them see

we found our way back home

(repeat chorus)

we'll always be

Till The End

FuNnY sTuFf

Penis Requests a Raise

I, the penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
following reasons:

I do physical labor
I work at great depths
I plunge head first into everything I do
I do not get weekends off or public holidays
I work in a damp environment
I don't get paid overtime
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation
I work in high temperatures
My work exposes me to contagious diseases

Dear Penis,

After assessing your request, and considering the
arguments you have raised,
the administration rejects your request for the
following reasons:

You do not work 8 hours straight
You fall asleep on the job after brief work period
You do not always follow the orders of the
management team
You do not stay in your allocated position, and
often visit other areas
You do not take initiative - you need to be
pressured and stimulated in
order to start working
You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
your shift
You don't always observe necessary safety
regulations, such as wearing the
correct protective clothing
You'll retire well before reaching 65
You're unable to work double shifts
You sometimes leave your allocated position
before you have completed the
day's work. And if that were not all, you have been
seen constantly entering
and leaving the workplace carrying 2 suspicious
looking bags.

The Management

Dear PeakKuan...Loving You Forever till Eternity (My Memories of Her)

I am writing this as a remembrance to my dearest friend who is very important to me, her name is Esther Wong Peak Kuan for full, she passed away yesterday evening around 5pm (20.4.2005), PeakKuan, I miss you so much, eventhough we did not meet each other a lot, I always have thought about you and wished to call you sometimes but was scared to disturb you. When you were working, I always wanted to miss call or even call you to have a lil chat but dared not...my dear PeakKuan, you are the only one that makes me feel myself, I can do things comfortably when you are around...it is like you are my elder sister or even my loved one...PeakKuan, I Love You so much! I'll cherish the moments being with you, although it is for a short time, I'll remember those times, being with you makes me so happy...rest in peace my dear...I hope you will have a wonderful life in your next life....I Love You dear......You Will Always Be In My Heart... Forever till the day i die...

HoW tO mAkE a Me?

How to make a Tan Eu Jin

1 part anger

3 parts crazyiness

1 part joy
Combine in a tall glass half filled with crushed ice. Serve with a slice of emotion and a pinch of salt. Yum!


Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

Something good to read

Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.

How long a minute is
depends on what side of the
bathroom door you're on.

Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have,
the longer you live.

Happiness comes through doors you
didn't even know you left open.

Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier
than the people who have to wait for them?

Most of us go to our grave
with our music still inside of us.

If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,
how come nothing is free yet?

You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun
to only make once.

Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names,
and all are different colors....but
they all exist very nicely in the same box.

A truly happy person is one who
can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

Have an awesome day, and
know that someone
who thinks you're great
has thought about you today!..

My JaPaNeSe NaMe ^^v

My japanese name is H–{ Akimoto (autumn book) ˜@ Ren (lotus).
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