Thursday, August 06, 2009


Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to come in your mind?
Husband: that you are a lesbian.
Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S ?
Because the people started licking the wrong side
Girl to hungry boyfriend: If my right leg was afternoon meal & left leg evening meal what would you prefer?
Boyfriend: Eating between meals


Very interesting...

...found on toilet doors and walls

A poet trying his BEST

Graffiti 1

Here I lie in stinky vapour, Because
some ******* stole
the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or
shall I linger, Or
shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this....

Graffiti 2

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Some one who had a different experience wrote

Graffiti 3

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Perhaps it is true that people get inspiration in toilets

Graffiti 4

I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose

Graffiti 5

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

Toilets walls are also job advertisement places.......

Graffiti 6

(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you.

Ministry of environment advertisement

Graffiti 7

We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!

Graffiti 8

Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
We don't piss in your ashtrays!

Graffiti 9

On the inside of a toilet door:
patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

Graffiti 10

A sign at a swimming pool bathroom:
We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!

Graffiti 11

Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.
This should teach you a lesson

Graffiti 12

Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.