Jokes Jokes!!

1) What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
Your salary. It comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.

2) What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

3) What's common between men and video?
Both go backward..forward..backward..forward..backward..forward..stop and eject..

4) What is the similarity between men and rats?
Both keep searching for new HOLES.

5) What's the difference between biology and sociology?
When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

6) Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as i have advised?
Lady : Doctor, i thought you had said 3 males a day.

7) Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes, all the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked: "Why?"
The animals told him: "Your tail is in the front!!"