TyPeS oF gIrLs ^^v

HARD-DISK Girls:
> She remembers everything, FOREVER.

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RAM Girls:

> She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

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WINDOWS Girls:

> Everyone knows that she can't do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

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SCREENSAVER Girls:

> She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

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INTERNET Girls:

> Difficult to access.

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FTP Girls:

> Always Error 421. Too many users

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SERVER Girls:

> Always busy when you need her.

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MULTIMEDIA Girls:

> She makes horrible things look beautiful.

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CD-ROM Girls:

> She is always faster and faster.

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E-MAIL Girls:

> Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

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VIRUS Girls:

> Also known as "WIFE"; when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her you will lose something, if you don't try to uninstall her you will lose everything...Also Installs a Trojan called Mother-in-Law ..Sometimes come with a Beautiful Addon Sister-In-law(Rarely)

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SOFTWARE Girls:

> Never love a Testing girl since she always doubts U.

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> Never love a DATABASE girl since she always wants her husband to be a UNIQUE key.

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> Never love a C girl because she always have a tendency to BREAK the things and EXIT from house.

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> Never love a C++ girl as u may encounter some problems in INHERITANCE.

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> Never love a JAVA girl since she always throws EXCEPTIONS.

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> Never Love a VB girl since she has divorce FORM with her always.

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> Never love a UNIX girl ,she always dump u with a core.

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> Never love a PASCAL girl ,she always scolds u ! as rascal.

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> Never love a COBOL girl since she may be very good in DIVISION of families.

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> Never love a NETWORK girl since she may be very good in shooting troubles.

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> Better marry a girl not belonging to SOFTWARE