Saturday, January 30, 2010

24 Most Useful Keyboard Symbol Short Keys

Regardless, how you fast may input a special symbol with HTML,particular or a specific programs,or copy paste,we would say inputting with keyboards shortkeys is the more practical and faster way.However,remembering the shortkeys may not be too hard,I guess 5mins may sufficient for remembering a pharse of shortkeys.

The benefits of using keyboard symbol shortkeys

* Faster
* More reliable,as the absent of your specific program
* Easier
* May be input to anywhere,instead of copy and paste

© Alt+0169
® Alt+0174
™ Alt+0153
› Alt+0155
† Alt+0134
ø Alt+248
¤ Alt+164
« Alt+171
« Alt+171
° Alt+176
± Alt+177
² Alt+178
³ Alt+179
µ Alt+0181
¶ Alt+0182
¹ Alt+0185
» Alt+0187
¼ Alt+0188
½ Alt+0189
¾ Alt+0190
Å Alt+0197
× Alt+0215
Ø Alt+0216
Þ Alt+0222*May be varied in 2 types.

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

My MapleSEA Adventure

PART ONE~!


PART TWO~!


PART THREE~!
| [ Coming Soon ] |

PlayOnly~~



they just couldn't care less about the flood lolz~!

Monday, January 25, 2010

Anime Festival Asia 2009 @ Singapore













Saturday, September 26, 2009

This poem was nominated by UN as the best poem of 2006

Written by an African Kid

When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black

And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray

Friday, August 28, 2009

Dream Home Theather System :D

Sony Super MU.TE.KI (HTDDW8500) Home Theatre System




What's HOT!
Quad subwoofers deliver good bass, 7-channel audio suits Blu-ray movies
What's Not!
Needs serious space, cabinets aren’t solidly constructed
The Final Word
If you want big, booming, mate-impressing sound, then the Sony Super MU.TE.KI (HTDDW8500) has exactly what you need. It’s large and brash and delivers a huge amount of bass when needed.

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Any Comments?

Tuesday, August 18, 2009

Oh My Dream MoBo



here's the review
http://www.tomshardware.com/reviews/intel-skulltrail-part-1,1768.html

Friday, August 14, 2009

Are You Laughing??



H1N1 Scare!!

Adidas...

Every once in a while you come across a bizarre advert. Alright, I must admit, weird ads outnumber the ones that make you go “Woohooo!”.

Perhaps that is because it’s just so much more fun to talk about the silly ones? Take these ones, for instance.



The ‘adidas’ gone wrong. Or gone right, if you agree with this slogan. Someone obviously had a lot of time on their hands.

Work is slow, Photoshop is just begging to be opened …

Of course, the prankster might be subconsciously confessing something. That would explain the tardiness at work.

F-Cup Cookies



At first glance I figured this was a cookie you hid in the cleavage. I’m sorry, but we just talked about booby-shaped desserts. What were you expecting?

And it’s not like the product picture was self-explanatory. But apparently I am wrong. This is in fact a booby-enhancing cookie.

Yup, eat an undefined amount and you end up in an F-Cup! Now, developing hefty calf muscles to balance that torso is all up to you.

Booby Pudding



That’s right! It is pudding shaped like breasts! And you know what? Just for the heck of it, it’s pudding in different shapes and sizes!

It is a bit disturbing that the girl on the left look a bit young. In fact, I wonder if her outfit is a school uniform or sailor’s outfit.

Japanese see-through Skirt (Sexay~~)



It’s not really a transparent skirt. Rather, it is a print on the back to make it look like you can see right though.

Funny what people are ready to believe! Tell them smoking is bad for you and people will pish posh in your face. Tell them about a perverse skirt from Japan and everyone swears by the rumor.

Well, despite the number of people pointing at the pictures as photoshopped, people continue to believe it. And happily pressing the forward button while they are at it.

Scary Lift

This must be a joke by some people who have nothing better to do in life. To paint the floor of a life so scary that you will shit whatever you have taken for breakfast this morning!



Look at the poor boy who jumped onto the edge of the life, hanging in the air… he must have shitted right on the spot! Pity him… what’s worse is that there are busy bodies who enjoy the show and even photographing! This is definitely not a good way to get scared like this!

Anyway, the painting on the floor of the lift is pretty realistic, right?

Thursday, August 06, 2009

Singlish vs English

Use Singlish. It~{!/~}s so much cheaper.
Why do we insist on using the Queen~{!/~}s English?
Singlish is so much more economical and effective?
Compare and see!


When going shopping...
Brit : I~{!/~}m sorry, Sir, but we don~{!/~}t seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
S~{!/~}porean: No Stock!

When returning a call...
Brit : Hello, this is Mr Bean. Did anyone page me a few moments ago?
S~{!/~}porean: Hello, who page?

When someone is in the way...
Brit : Excuse me, I~{!/~}d like to get by. Would you please make way?
S~{!/~}porean: Lai, siam! Or Siam, hor! Or Skius!

When someone offers to pay...
Brit : Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
S~{!/~}porean: no need lah

When asking for permission...
Brit : Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
S~{!/~}porean: (while pointing at door) Can pass or not?

When asking to be excused...
Brit : If you would excuse me for a moment, I have to go to the gents/ladies. Carry on without me, it would only take a moment.
S~{!/~}porean: Go toilet. Buay tahan ahh.....

When doubting someone...
Brit : I don~{!/~}t recall you giving me the money.
S~{!/~}porean: Got meh?

When disagreeing on a topic of discussion...
Brit : Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you~{!/~}re coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the policy.
S~{!/~}porean: Talk cock lah you!

When asking someone to lower their voice...
Brit : Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I~{!/~}m trying to concentrate over here.
S~{!/~}porean: Eh, Tiam leh!

When asking someone if he/she knows you...
Brit : Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
S~{!/~}porean: See what see?! BUAY SONG AH?!

this thing is dedicated to all managers and CEO

no wonder the programmers working like hell...

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Programmer to Team Leader:
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"We CAN NOT do this proposed project. It will involve a major design
change and no one in our team knows the design of this system. Also
nobody in our company knows the language in which this application has
been written. If you ask my personal opinion, the company should never
take this type of project."
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Team Leader to Project Manager:
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"This project will involve a design change. Currently, we don't have any
staff who has experience in this type of work. Also, the language is
unfamiliar to us, so we will have to arrange for some training if we take
this project. In my personal opinion, we are not ready to take on a
project of this nature."
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Project Manager to 1st Level Manager:
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"This project involves a design change in the system and we don't have
much experience in that area. Also, not many people in our company are
appropriately trained for it. In my personal opinion, we would need more
time than usual to complete it."
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1st Level Manager to Senior Level Manager:
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"This project involves design re-engineering. We have some people who
have worked in this area and others who know the implementation
language, so they can train other people. In my personal opinion we
should take this project, but with caution."
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Senior Level Manager to CEO:
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"This project will demonstrate to the industry our capabilities in
remodeling the design of a complete legacy system. We have all the
necessary skills and people to execute this project successfully. Some
people have already given in house training in this area to other staff
members. In my personal opinion, we should not let this project slip by us
under any circumstances."
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CEO to Client:
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"This is the type of project in which our company specializes. We have
executed many projects of the same nature for many large clients. Trust
me when I say that we are the most competent firm in the industry for
doing this kind of work. It is my personal opinion that we can execute this
project successfully and well within the given time frame."

MORE~~

Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to come in your mind?
Husband: that you are a lesbian.
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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S ?
Because the people started licking the wrong side
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Girl to hungry boyfriend: If my right leg was afternoon meal & left leg evening meal what would you prefer?
Boyfriend: Eating between meals

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Very interesting...

...found on toilet doors and walls

A poet trying his BEST

Graffiti 1

Here I lie in stinky vapour, Because
some ******* stole
the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or
shall I linger, Or
shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this....

Graffiti 2

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Some one who had a different experience wrote

Graffiti 3

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Perhaps it is true that people get inspiration in toilets

Graffiti 4

I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose

Graffiti 5

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

Toilets walls are also job advertisement places.......

Graffiti 6

(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you.

Ministry of environment advertisement

Graffiti 7

We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!

Graffiti 8

Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
We don't piss in your ashtrays!

Graffiti 9

On the inside of a toilet door:
patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

Graffiti 10

A sign at a swimming pool bathroom:
We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!

Graffiti 11

Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.
This should teach you a lesson

Graffiti 12

Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.

Red Indian

This Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.

"Say,Mom," he asked, "why is my bigger brother named 'Mighty Storm'?"
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.",she replied.
"Why is my sister named 'Corn Flower'?"
"Well," his mother answered, "Your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."
"And why is my other sister called 'Moon Child'?"
"We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived," the mother replied.
The mother then asked the boy, "Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are you so curious?!"

Biology Lesson in Class

During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class:
"Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow taller than guys?"

A student replied: "That's because guys have "balls" and that weighs them down."

Teacher: "Then why is that at maturity, guys tend to grow taller than gals?"

Student: "That's because gals have breasts and they are heavier than the guy's "balls"

Teacher FAINTED

ALL MEN HAVE ONE!!!!!!!!!

I have one
Your husband will have one
Your mother uses your father's one
And your auntie uses your uncle's one
A married lady would acquire one
But a divorced lady would lose her one
A pope doesn't have one
Madonna doesn't have one
The chinese usually have short ones
While the pakitanese usually have long ones
After your marriage your husband will give you his one?
Longer or shorter you have to take his one
Do you want one?
How long do u want?
Which one is your preferred one?
Long one or short one?

(see below for the answer)
What are u thinking of?
Are u sure of your answer?







It's your SURNAME, what are u thinking of?
You dirty mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hehehehe...........