Thursday, March 12, 2009
Saturday, March 07, 2009
Taken from Friendster Bulletin
White Bra- Just Taken
Grey Bra- Taken And Loving Every Single Moment Of It =]
Green Bra- you really like someone..=]
Yellow Bra- Single And Hating It
Pink Bra- Just Single
Black Bra- Your A fighting Ninja
Brown Bra- You like Someone And They Like You Back But Arent Going Out
Orange Bra- Your confused
Red Bra- Single and you like somone but not sure if they like you
Purple Bra- Single and lovin it
Polkadot Bra- I couldn't care less i just like the colour.
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Friday, March 06, 2009
Thumbs Up!! xD
A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.
Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad".. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-
Dear Dad,
It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.
I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I now when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and
Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together.
Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?
Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.
Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!
Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.
Your loving daughter,
Rosie.
At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO". Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:
PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home.
I love you!
Your loving daughter,
Rosie
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Monday, March 02, 2009
Five Minute Management Course
Lesson 1:
A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.
The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'
Moral of the story:
If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prev! ent avoidable exposure.
Lesson 2:
A priest offered a Nun a lift.
She got in and crossed her legs, forc! ing her gown to reveal a leg.
The priest nearly had an accident.
After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest removed! his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.!
The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
Moral of the story:
If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.
Lesson 3:
A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.
They rub it and a Genie comes out.
The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'
'Me first! Me first!' says! the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, w! ithout a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.
'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'
Puff! He's gone.
'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'
Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.
Lesson 4
An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.
A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'
The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'
So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.
Lesson 5
A turkey was chatting with a bull.
'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'
'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'
The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.
The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.
Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.
He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.
Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..
Lesson 6
A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.
While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him..
As the fro! zen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.
The dung was actually thawing him out!
He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.
A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.
Following the sound, t! he cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.
Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.
(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!
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Sunday, March 01, 2009
Fast and the Furious 4!!
Directed by: Justin Lin
Produced by: Neal H. Moritz, Vin Diesel, Ricardo Del Río
Written by: Chris Morgan (Story) and Gary Scott Thompson (characters)
Starring: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster, John Ortiz, Laz Alonso, Gal Gadot
Music by: Brian Tyler
Cinematography: Amir Mokri
Fast & Furious is the fourth film in The Fast and the Furious film series. It is an interquel set between the second and third movies. The film is currently in post-production and is scheduled for release in the United States and Canada on April 3, 2009. The plot connects with the original film of the series from which Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez, and Jordana Brewster are reprising their roles.
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RaCe To WiTcH MoUnTaIn!
Directed by: Andy Fickman
Produced by: Andrew Gunn
Written by: Mark Bomback and Matt Lopez
Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Carla Gugino, AnnaSophia Robb, Alexander Ludwig
Music by: Trevor Rabin
Distributed by: Walt Disney Pictures
Release date(s): March 13, 2009
Country: United States
Race to Witch Mountain is an upcoming remake of the original 1975 film Escape to Witch Mountain, using elements from the originating book of the same name. The film is directed by Andy Fickman and stars Dwayne Johnson, AnnaSophia Robb, Alexander Ludwig, and Carla Gugino. Filming began in Los Angeles in March 2008. Race to Witch Mountain is scheduled to be released on March 13, 2009.
Advancing the storyline from the 1975 film Escape to Witch Mountain, a Las Vegas cab driver (Dwayne Johnson) and a discredited astrophysicist (Carla Gugino) attempt to rescue two paranormal siblings (AnnaSophia Robb and Alexander Ludwig) from the hands of a villainous man (Ciarán Hinds).
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Wednesday, February 25, 2009
xD
i have altered my blog skin! muahahaha! now, it's easier to read and see the contents =D
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Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Thursday, February 12, 2009
TaGgEd By DeAr DaPhNe X.x
1. The person who tagged you is
Daphne
2. Your relationship with him/her is
my dear sister
3. Your 5 impressions of him/her
notty, notty, notty, notty, and the best
4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you
spent time together for 2 days, first at ss2 ~ murni and second, midvalley whole day
5. The most memorable thing he/she had said to you
i love you too kor
6. If he/she become your lover you will
take good care of her
7. If he/she become your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be
nothing bah, it wouldn't be daphne if i asked her to improve whatsoever if she doesn't like it
8. If he/she become your enemy, you will
continue loving her
9. If he/she become your enemy, the reason will be
no idea ._.
10. The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is
have fun with her at a wonderful place
11. Your overall impression of him/her is
my dearest sister that's fun to be with all the time
12. How you think people around you will feel about you?
i won't be thinking how people around me would feel about me, it's their choice..
13. The characters you love of yourself are
concern?? T_T
14. On the contrary, the characters that you hate about yourself are
too concern T_T
15. The most ideal person you want to be is
someone that knows how to deal with everything
16. For people who care and love you, say something to them.
thanx for everything
17. Pass this test to 10 persons who you wished to know how they feel about you.
sorry, don't think i would pass to anyone..
18. Who is no. 6 having relationship with?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
well i'm not sure..
19. Is no. 9 a male or female?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
female
20. If no. 7 and no.10 together, is that a good thing?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
depends
21. What is no. 2 studying about?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
the truth is i don't remember as i didn't ask much about her studies coz she doesn't like to study, so if i asked her, i would be mafan-ing her...
22. When is the last time u had a chat with no. 3?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
just
23. What kind of music band does no. 8 like?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
no idea..sadly
24. Does no. 1 have any siblings?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
yea
25. Will you woo no. 3?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
sure
26. How about no. 7?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
sure
27. Is no. 4 single?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
well, i'm not sure..
28. What is the surname of no. 5?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
Chin
29. What is the hobby of no. 10?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
sleeping for sure, onlining too
30. Does no. 5 and 9 get along well?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
well, we get along fine
31. Where is no. 2 studying at?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
kl
32. Talk something casually about no. 1
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
she's comfortable to be with
33. Have you tried developing feelings for no. 6?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
well, she's my sister ._.
34. Where does no. 9 live at?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
kl, cheras?
35. What colour does not.4 like?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
not sure..
36. Are no. 5 and 1 best friends?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
yea i guess
37. Is no. 7 the sexiest person in the world?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
lols..yup
38. What is no. 6 doing now?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
onlining!
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Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Fast and the Furious 4!!!!!!!
Release Date 3 April 2009
Director: Justin Lin
Cast: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez.
As he is released from prison, Brian O'Conner (Walker) teams up with Dominic Toretto (Diesel) work with the feds to bring down a heroin importer by infiltrating his operation.
This is a must watch!
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DragonBall Evolution~!
This is gonna be funny i guess hahahahas
Release Date 13 March 2009
Director: James Wong
Cast: Justin Chatwin, James Marsters, Jamie Chung.
Based on the popular Japanese manga created by Akira Toriyama, whose work spawned best selling graphic novels, video games and a phenomenally successful television series, DRAGONBALL centers on the heroic Goku, a powerful warrior who protects the Earth from an endless stream of rogues bent on dominating the Universe and controlling the mystical objects from which the film takes its name.
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ThePunisher 2: WarZone
Release Date 19 February 2009
Director: Lexi Alexander
Cast: Ray Stevenson, Dominic West.
Waging his one-man war on the world of organized crime, ruthless vigilante-hero Frank Castle sets his sights on overeager mob boss Billy Russoti. After Russoti is left horribly disfigured by Castle, he sets out for vengeance under his new alias: Jigsaw. With the "Punisher Task Force" hot on his trail and the FBI unable to take Jigsaw in, Frank must stand up to the formidable army that Jigsaw has recruited before more of his evil deeds go unpunished.
I'm so gonna watch this too!! =D
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Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun Li
Release Date 26 February 2009
Director: Andrzej Bartkowiak
Cast: KRISTIN KREUK as ChunLi!!!, Michael Clarke Duncan, Neal McDonough, Taboo, Chris Klein, Moon Bloodgood, Edmund Chen, Cheng Pei Pei, Josie Ho, Robin Shou.
Her strength. Her fury. Her vengeance. Will become legend.
Adapted from the famous series of fighting video games by Capcom, "Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li" focuses its story on the undercover Interpol agent, female fighter Chun-Li as she falls in the quest of finding justice after she found out that her father is murdered. The movie was shoot in numerous locations include Bangkok, Thailand, Hong Kong and Vancouver.
WoW!! I am so gonna watch this!! =D
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Wednesday, January 07, 2009
Lady Gaga Ft Akon & Colby O Donis - Just Dance Remix Lyrics =P
A red one
Convict
Gaga
I've had a little bit too much
All of the people start to rush.
Start to rush babe.
How does he twist the dance?
Can't find my drink or man.
Where are my keys, I lost my phone.
What's go-ing out on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I can't see straight anymore.
Keep it cool what's the name of this club?
I can't remember but it's alright, alright.
Chorus:
Just dance. Gunna be okay.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just dance. Spin that record babe.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just dance. Gunna be okay.
Duh-duh-duh-duh
Dance. Dance. Dance. Ju-just dance.
Wish I could shut my playboy mouth.
How'd I turn my shirt inside out? Inside out babe.
Control your poison babe
Roses with thorns they say.
And we're all gettin' hosed tonight.
What's go-ing out on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I can't see straight anymore.
Keep it cool what's the name of this club?
I can't remember but it's alright, alright.
[Chorus]
When I come through on the dance floor checkin out that catalogue.
Can't believe my eyes so many women without a flaw.
And I ain't gonn' give it up, steady tryna pick it up like the car
I'ma hit it, I'ma hit it and flex until the til done until tomorr' yeah.
Show me I can see that you got so much in the jean
The way you twirling up them hips round and round
There's no reason, I know why you can't leave here with me
In the meantime stand, let me watch you break it down.
[Chorus]
I'm psychotic synchypnotic
I got my blue burners and phonic
I'm psychotic synchypnotic
I got my brand electronic
I'm psychotic synchypnotic
I got my blue burners and phonic
I'm psychotic synchypnotic
I got my brand electronic
Go. Use your muscle comin out work and hustle
I got it, just stay close enough to get it
Go slow. Drive it, clean it like so clean it's been molesto, I got it, and your popped coll'
[Chorus]
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