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Rare Monsters [Location/Drops][OLD]

2011-03-23T13:56:00.000+08:00

Name : Archeart
Level : 21
Location : East Traitor's Ridge
Rare Drop : Bat Necklace

Name : Sarasvati
Level : 27
Location : Bearded Whale Coast
Rare Drop : Rainbow Shell

Name : Sarasvati
Level : 27
Location : Bearded Whale Coast
Rare Drop : Rainbow Shell

Name : Huge Starry
Level : 31
Location : Kalygon Fleet
Rare Drop : Starfish Ring

Name : Usar
Level : 38
Location : Marinae , Palmir , Belkan , Skypie Sanctuary
Rare Drop : Shackle of Curse

Name : Myrdal
Level : 41
Location : Crasdencent Cavern , Mining Area , Culvert
Rare Drop : Tunnel pill

Name : Marduk
Level : 45
Location : Valid Reath , Volcano Ash Hill , Magma Coral Fields , Fiery Abyss
Rare Drop : Skeleton Bandage ,
Low Grade Undead Handbook

Name : Angry Ribibit
Level : 45?
Location : Petrified Swamp
Rare Drop : Froggy Pill

Name : Protoscous
Level : 49
Location : Elligator Swamp , Smoldering Swamp
Rare Drop : Coating Oil

Name : Atlas
Level : 51
Location : Ocher Forest
Rare Drop : Gold Beetle Pendant

Name : Toute
Level : 52
Location : Vine Forest , Pinecone Knoll
Rare Drop: Acorn Bag

Name : Spore Spider Barrier
Level : 50
Location : Grasswind Hills
Rare Drop: Explosive Powder

Name : Hineyken
Level : 48
Location : Foggy Track
Rare Drop:

Name : Aesir
Level : 55
Location : Forgotten Forest
Rare Drop : Mimir Shaman Ring

Name : Proxima
Level : 56
Location : God's Sanctuary , Crumbled Haven , Keyron Shrine
Rare Drop : Blue Metal Piece , Crystal of Hatred

Name : Angry Pooka Choppi
Level : 52
Location : Ruined Remains
Rare Drop : Explosive Powder

Name : Vanir
Level : 58
Location : Sleepy Slum
Rare Drop : Stack of Banana , Sliced Pineapple

Name : Andvari
Level : 60
Location : Siren Woods
Rare Drop : Yeti Belt

Name : Yubel
Level : 63
Location : Grand Hall
Rare Drop : Earring of Darkness

Name : Aswan
Level : 64
Location : Machina Center
Rare Drop : Ring of Darkness

Name : Dark Burst
Level : 65
Location : Lucid Terrace
Rare Drop : Necklace of Darkness

Hokkien L1~

2010-06-11T11:02:00.000+08:00

I/me
Hokkien - Gua
Sentence - Gua si Lin Lao Bu.

You
Hokkien - Lu
Sentence - Lu si kiam pah si bo?

Mine
Hokkien - Gua Eh
Sentence - Ji khor Yandao si Gua Eh.

Difficulty
Hokkien - Kang Khor
Sentence - Wa biang koon bo gao si beh Kang Khor.

Really
Hokkien - Jin Jia
Sentence - Hee Khor jiao lang Jin Jia buey Steady.

Today
Hokkien - Kia Lit
Sentence - Kia Lit si pah ho lu si ar bo gua um si Ah Lim!

Actually
Hokkien - Pun Lai
Sentence - Pun Lai si beh pah ho lu si eh *knn*, heng ma tah lai kiu lu.

Hope
Hokkien - Hee Bang
Sentence - Gua da bai ma Hee Bang gua dio Beh Bio.

Catch
Hokkien - Diak
Sentence - Mas Selamat si jin jia gao zao, mah tah diak buey dio.

Last Night
Hokkien - Zhor Me
Sentence - Zhor Me lu wu pah chew cheng bo?

What
Hokkien - SiMi
Sentence - Simi Dai ji??!!

Bastard/Bird Man
Hokkien - Jiao Lang
Sentence - Diam la! Heh khor Jiao Lang lai liao.

Wrong
Hokkien - Sa La
Sentence - Jialat, kia Sa La lor liao la.

Talk
Hokkien - Gong
Sentence - Si Sam Pat char si lang Gong ani zway wei.

The Other Half
Hokkien - Siao Eh
Sentence - Woon Siao Eh kia lit pang seh gua kaki ji khor ke Sentosa Pah volleyball. Excuse liao liao la ki sit si *nabey* ke kua cheng bikini eh chiobu.

Handsome
Hokkien - Yandao
Sentence - Woon Siao Eh ai gong leh, si buey pai kua, peng Yandao eh ok. Lu ke Sentosa kua di khor xiong Yandao fit fit eh pah volleyball, diu si woon siao eh liao la hahahaha

Pretty
Hokkien - Chio
Sentence - Gua si buey pai seh la, gua zai gua ma si peng Chio eh. WAHAHAHAHA

Thank You
Hokkien - Gam Sia
Sentence - Sin ah, ho gua dio jit cheng ban eh ToTo ok, Gam Sia. Huat Ah!!!

2010-05-23T19:49:00.002+08:00

Parking...

2010-05-06T14:46:00.002+08:00

Parking..

2010-05-06T14:41:00.002+08:00

Mad Day!

2010-04-20T20:48:00.001+08:00

You'll see all of this in my room xD

My mom's room~rofl!

Posters lol!! xD

What I Bought at MIT Tech today ^^

2010-04-20T20:42:00.003+08:00

Packaging for the new 2GB rams ^^
(Actually, the 1GBs are inside..i took this picture after fitting the new 2GB in my laptop lol...)

1GB rams~ ^^

New 2GB PC2 6400 DDR2 800Mhz rams for my laptop =)
bought 2 of it~

Well this is how my laptop looks like below ^^
AcerAspire7720G

Few Days at KL~

2010-04-20T20:36:00.002+08:00

Yummy Food Outside of Lowyat ^^
A Must Visit!!!

Drools~~~~ hahaha

Making use of building walls..lol!!

IceCream Cake from GoldVision

2010-04-02T20:32:00.001+08:00

^^v Yummy~

Lasagna LoL~

2010-04-02T19:52:00.002+08:00

Mom, Sister and Me tried making some lasagna~

1,000bhp Bug’ Killer

2010-02-22T07:26:00.003+08:00

The Hennessey Venom GT supercar.

The Lotus Exige-based Veyron-slayer has finally been unveiled and comes spoiling for a supercar-shaped fight.

It packs a 6.9-litre V8 from a Corvette ZR1 which has been supercharged to produce enough power to melt your right foot - the ‘standard' Venom GT boasts 725bhp, but ask them nicely and you'll get the ‘window-licker' edition with 1,000bhp.

The chassis comes courtesy of a Lotus Exige and the whole thing weighs less than a Ford Fiesta, meaning its power-to-weight ratio should help it penetrate the outer reaches of our universe. And maybe even some corners.

The lightweight carbon fibre bodywork houses a programmable traction control unit, Brembo brakes and adjustable suspension to stop that monstrous power causing a mild dose of fiery death.

My Latest Cable Management~

2010-02-21T17:09:00.003+08:00

Some suggestions for "gaming" headphones:

2010-02-14T03:14:00.000+08:00

ATH-AD700s. (Open backed, leak a lot of noise.)
ATH-A700s. (Closed back, don't leak much/any noise.)
Sennheiser HD555s. (Not quite as good for gaming as the two above mentioned, but are usually better for music.)
JVC RX900s. (Cheaper than most, fairly bass heavy, but it clouds over the mids and highs.)
JVC RX700s. (Less expensive, and a much more balanced pair of headphones than the RX900s. There are a lot of mods to make them sound a lot better/more balanced.)
Sony MDRXB700s. (Good headphones. Wide sound stage, great for bass heavy music, HeadFi love them.)

Ultrasone make good headphones too, generally good for bass-heavy music such as Trance, and have a wide sound stage.
If you want a mic, get a Zalman Clip-On mic.

The JVC headphones are closed back, and the Sennheiser HD555s are open back. Open back headphones leak a lot of noise out the way, and let a lot of noise in the way. Closed back are better for noise isolation, and listening to music in public, or in close proximity to others.
Any of these headphones will provide MUCH higher audio quality, clarity and positional audio than "surround" headsets.

Though, a headphone choice also depends greatly on their application (gaming, music, etc.) and what music they're going to be used with, what other equipment and budget.

ATI Evolution~

2010-02-05T11:58:00.002+08:00

The time has come, the time we have been waiting for since the release of the Radeon HD 5870. Today we can show you the Radeon HD 5970, which is essentially a pair of Radeon HD 5870 GPU’s on a single PCB, and at 30cm long it’s not only the fastest graphics card you will have ever seen, it’s also the biggest...

What I Did to My Sister's Desktop

2010-02-01T17:03:00.003+08:00

Arranging and Cleaning Process

Updates~~ Loads of Pictures!

2010-02-01T16:43:00.006+08:00

My Room and My Computers

24 Most Useful Keyboard Symbol Short Keys

2010-01-30T01:46:00.000+08:00

Regardless, how you fast may input a special symbol with HTML,particular or a specific programs,or copy paste,we would say inputting with keyboards shortkeys is the more practical and faster way.However,remembering the shortkeys may not be too hard,I guess 5mins may sufficient for remembering a pharse of shortkeys.

The benefits of using keyboard symbol shortkeys

* Faster
* More reliable,as the absent of your specific program
* Easier
* May be input to anywhere,instead of copy and paste

© Alt+0169
® Alt+0174
™ Alt+0153
› Alt+0155
† Alt+0134
ø Alt+248
¤ Alt+164
« Alt+171
« Alt+171
° Alt+176
± Alt+177
² Alt+178
³ Alt+179
µ Alt+0181
¶ Alt+0182
¹ Alt+0185
» Alt+0187
¼ Alt+0188
½ Alt+0189
¾ Alt+0190
Å Alt+0197
× Alt+0215
Ø Alt+0216
Þ Alt+0222*May be varied in 2 types.

My MapleSEA Adventure

2010-01-26T01:48:00.005+08:00

PART ONE~!

PART TWO~!

PART THREE~!
| [ Coming Soon ] |

PlayOnly~~

2010-01-26T00:43:00.001+08:00

they just couldn't care less about the flood lolz~!

Anime Festival Asia 2009 @ Singapore

2010-01-25T19:56:00.003+08:00

This poem was nominated by UN as the best poem of 2006

2009-09-26T15:16:00.000+08:00

Written by an African Kid

When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black

And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray

Dream Home Theather System :D

2009-08-28T12:08:00.003+08:00

Sony Super MU.TE.KI (HTDDW8500) Home Theatre System

What's HOT!
Quad subwoofers deliver good bass, 7-channel audio suits Blu-ray movies
What's Not!
Needs serious space, cabinets aren’t solidly constructed
The Final Word
If you want big, booming, mate-impressing sound, then the Sony Super MU.TE.KI (HTDDW8500) has exactly what you need. It’s large and brash and delivers a huge amount of bass when needed.

Any Comments?

2009-08-22T10:48:00.002+08:00

Oh My Dream MoBo

2009-08-18T13:32:00.003+08:00

here's the review
http://www.tomshardware.com/reviews/intel-skulltrail-part-1,1768.html

Are You Laughing??

2009-08-14T16:03:00.002+08:00

H1N1 Scare!!

Adidas...

2009-08-14T16:01:00.001+08:00

Every once in a while you come across a bizarre advert. Alright, I must admit, weird ads outnumber the ones that make you go “Woohooo!”.

Perhaps that is because it’s just so much more fun to talk about the silly ones? Take these ones, for instance.

The ‘adidas’ gone wrong. Or gone right, if you agree with this slogan. Someone obviously had a lot of time on their hands.

Work is slow, Photoshop is just begging to be opened …

Of course, the prankster might be subconsciously confessing something. That would explain the tardiness at work.

F-Cup Cookies

2009-08-14T15:59:00.002+08:00

At first glance I figured this was a cookie you hid in the cleavage. I’m sorry, but we just talked about booby-shaped desserts. What were you expecting?

And it’s not like the product picture was self-explanatory. But apparently I am wrong. This is in fact a booby-enhancing cookie.

Yup, eat an undefined amount and you end up in an F-Cup! Now, developing hefty calf muscles to balance that torso is all up to you.

Booby Pudding

2009-08-14T15:58:00.002+08:00

That’s right! It is pudding shaped like breasts! And you know what? Just for the heck of it, it’s pudding in different shapes and sizes!

It is a bit disturbing that the girl on the left look a bit young. In fact, I wonder if her outfit is a school uniform or sailor’s outfit.

Japanese see-through Skirt (Sexay~~)

2009-08-14T15:54:00.005+08:00

It’s not really a transparent skirt. Rather, it is a print on the back to make it look like you can see right though.

Funny what people are ready to believe! Tell them smoking is bad for you and people will pish posh in your face. Tell them about a perverse skirt from Japan and everyone swears by the rumor.

Well, despite the number of people pointing at the pictures as photoshopped, people continue to believe it. And happily pressing the forward button while they are at it.

Scary Lift

2009-08-14T15:46:00.001+08:00

This must be a joke by some people who have nothing better to do in life. To paint the floor of a life so scary that you will shit whatever you have taken for breakfast this morning!

Look at the poor boy who jumped onto the edge of the life, hanging in the air… he must have shitted right on the spot! Pity him… what’s worse is that there are busy bodies who enjoy the show and even photographing! This is definitely not a good way to get scared like this!

Anyway, the painting on the floor of the lift is pretty realistic, right?

Singlish vs English

2009-08-06T10:22:00.001+08:00

Use Singlish. It~{!/~}s so much cheaper.
Why do we insist on using the Queen~{!/~}s English?
Singlish is so much more economical and effective?
Compare and see!

When going shopping...
Brit : I~{!/~}m sorry, Sir, but we don~{!/~}t seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.
S~{!/~}porean: No Stock!

When returning a call...
Brit : Hello, this is Mr Bean. Did anyone page me a few moments ago?
S~{!/~}porean: Hello, who page?

When someone is in the way...
Brit : Excuse me, I~{!/~}d like to get by. Would you please make way?
S~{!/~}porean: Lai, siam! Or Siam, hor! Or Skius!

When someone offers to pay...
Brit : Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.
S~{!/~}porean: no need lah

When asking for permission...
Brit : Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?
S~{!/~}porean: (while pointing at door) Can pass or not?

When asking to be excused...
Brit : If you would excuse me for a moment, I have to go to the gents/ladies. Carry on without me, it would only take a moment.
S~{!/~}porean: Go toilet. Buay tahan ahh.....

When doubting someone...
Brit : I don~{!/~}t recall you giving me the money.
S~{!/~}porean: Got meh?

When disagreeing on a topic of discussion...
Brit : Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you~{!/~}re coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the policy.
S~{!/~}porean: Talk cock lah you!

When asking someone to lower their voice...
Brit : Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice, I~{!/~}m trying to concentrate over here.
S~{!/~}porean: Eh, Tiam leh!

When asking someone if he/she knows you...
Brit : Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time. Do I know you?
S~{!/~}porean: See what see?! BUAY SONG AH?!

this thing is dedicated to all managers and CEO

2009-08-06T10:21:00.001+08:00

no wonder the programmers working like hell...

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Programmer to Team Leader:
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"We CAN NOT do this proposed project. It will involve a major design
change and no one in our team knows the design of this system. Also
nobody in our company knows the language in which this application has
been written. If you ask my personal opinion, the company should never
take this type of project."
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Team Leader to Project Manager:
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"This project will involve a design change. Currently, we don't have any
staff who has experience in this type of work. Also, the language is
unfamiliar to us, so we will have to arrange for some training if we take
this project. In my personal opinion, we are not ready to take on a
project of this nature."
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Project Manager to 1st Level Manager:
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"This project involves a design change in the system and we don't have
much experience in that area. Also, not many people in our company are
appropriately trained for it. In my personal opinion, we would need more
time than usual to complete it."
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1st Level Manager to Senior Level Manager:
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"This project involves design re-engineering. We have some people who
have worked in this area and others who know the implementation
language, so they can train other people. In my personal opinion we
should take this project, but with caution."
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Senior Level Manager to CEO:
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"This project will demonstrate to the industry our capabilities in
remodeling the design of a complete legacy system. We have all the
necessary skills and people to execute this project successfully. Some
people have already given in house training in this area to other staff
members. In my personal opinion, we should not let this project slip by us
under any circumstances."
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CEO to Client:
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"This is the type of project in which our company specializes. We have
executed many projects of the same nature for many large clients. Trust
me when I say that we are the most competent firm in the industry for
doing this kind of work. It is my personal opinion that we can execute this
project successfully and well within the given time frame."

MORE~~

2009-08-06T10:16:00.001+08:00

Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to come in your mind?
Husband: that you are a lesbian.
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Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S ?
Because the people started licking the wrong side
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Girl to hungry boyfriend: If my right leg was afternoon meal & left leg evening meal what would you prefer?
Boyfriend: Eating between meals

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Very interesting...

...found on toilet doors and walls

A poet trying his BEST

Graffiti 1

Here I lie in stinky vapour, Because
some ******* stole
the toilet paper, Shall I lie, or
shall I linger, Or
shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this....

Graffiti 2

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Some one who had a different experience wrote

Graffiti 3

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Perhaps it is true that people get inspiration in toilets

Graffiti 4

I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose

Graffiti 5

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

Toilets walls are also job advertisement places.......

Graffiti 6

(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you.

Ministry of environment advertisement

Graffiti 7

We aim to please!
You aim too! Please!

Graffiti 8

Seen above a urinal:
Please do not throw cigarette butts in our urinal.
We don't piss in your ashtrays!

Graffiti 9

On the inside of a toilet door:
patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

Graffiti 10

A sign at a swimming pool bathroom:
We don't swim in your toilet, so please don't pee in our pool!

Graffiti 11

Another sign seen at a swimming pool:
Welcome to our ool.
Notice there's no P in it.
Please keep it that way.
This should teach you a lesson

Graffiti 12

Sign seen at a restaurant:
The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...please aim properly.

Red Indian

2009-08-06T10:14:00.000+08:00

This Red Indian boy goes to his mother one day with a puzzled look on his face.

"Say,Mom," he asked, "why is my bigger brother named 'Mighty Storm'?"
"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.",she replied.
"Why is my sister named 'Corn Flower'?"
"Well," his mother answered, "Your father and I were in a cornfield when we made her."
"And why is my other sister called 'Moon Child'?"
"We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived," the mother replied.
The mother then asked the boy, "Tell me, Broken Rubber, why are you so curious?!"

Biology Lesson in Class

2009-08-06T10:13:00.001+08:00

During a Biology class, the teacher asked the class:
"Why is that during childhood, gals tend to grow taller than guys?"

A student replied: "That's because guys have "balls" and that weighs them down."

Teacher: "Then why is that at maturity, guys tend to grow taller than gals?"

Student: "That's because gals have breasts and they are heavier than the guy's "balls"

Teacher FAINTED

ALL MEN HAVE ONE!!!!!!!!!

2009-08-06T10:09:00.000+08:00

I have one
Your husband will have one
Your mother uses your father's one
And your auntie uses your uncle's one
A married lady would acquire one
But a divorced lady would lose her one
A pope doesn't have one
Madonna doesn't have one
The chinese usually have short ones
While the pakitanese usually have long ones
After your marriage your husband will give you his one?
Longer or shorter you have to take his one
Do you want one?
How long do u want?
Which one is your preferred one?
Long one or short one?

(see below for the answer)
What are u thinking of?
Are u sure of your answer?

It's your SURNAME, what are u thinking of?
You dirty mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hehehehe...........

Faints x.x

2009-08-06T10:08:00.000+08:00

A young husband comes home one night, and his wife throws her
arms around his neck: "Darling, I have great news: I'm a month
overdue. I think we're going to have a baby! The doctor gave me a
test today, but until we find out for sure, we can't tell anybody."

The next day, a guy from the electric company rings the door-bell,
because the young couple hasn't paid their last bill: "Are you Mrs.
Smith? You're a month overdue, you know!"

"How do YOU know?" stammers the young woman.

"Well, ma'am, it's in our files!" says the man from the electric
company.

"What are you saying? It's in your files?????"

"Absolutely."

"Well, let me talk to my husband about this tonight."

That night, she tells her husband about the visit, and he, mad as a
bull, rushes to the electric company offices the first thing the next
morning.

"What's going on here? You have it on file that my wife is a month
overdue? What business is that of yours?" the husband shouts.

"Just calm down," says the clerk, "it's nothing serious. All you
have to do is pay us."

"PAY you? and if I refuse?"

"Well, in that case, sir, we'd have no option but to cut yours off."

"And what would my wife do then?" the husband asks.

"I don't know. I guess she'd have to use a candle."

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A guy is nearing the end of his senior year in high school.
Unfortunately, he still has to share a room with his younger brother
who
is only 9 years old.

One night, he decides to bring his girlfriend home for a little fun.
They
have bunk beds and the guy notices that his little brother is already
asleep on the lower bunk, so he and his girlfriend climb up to the
top
bunk.

As you might expect things start to heat up. The guy remembers
that his little brother is sleeping below so he tells his girlfriend to
whisper "lettuce" if she wants it harder and "tomato" if she wants a
new
position.

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

She screams.

Lettuce!!!

Tomato!!!

Whoa!!!

PULL IT OUT!!!

PULL IT OUT NOW!!!

I can't get pregnant!

Then the little brother shouts up, "Hey, would you guys stop
making sandwiches up there! You're getting mayonnaise all over
my face!*!*!*!*!

Chickens?

2009-08-06T10:07:00.001+08:00

The question is: Why did the chicken cross the road?, every famous and
powerful person has different answers and grounds.

GEORGE W. BUSH
We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to
know if the chicken is on our side of the road. The chicken is either with
us or it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

AL GORE
I invented the chicken. I invented the road. Therefore, the chicken
crossing the road represents the application of these two different
functions of government in a new, reinvented way designed to bring greater
services to the American people.

HANS BLIX
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been
allowed access to the other side of the road.

MOHAMMED ALDOURI (Iraq's ambassador)
The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. We
don't even have a chicken.

SADDAM HUSSEIN
This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in
dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it

HELEN CLARK
Unless the chicken had UN approval to cross, this is a blatant breach of
international law.

MARIAN HOBBS
Chickens must get resource consent to cross roads. Officials from the
Ministry for the Environment will investigate the activities of this
chicken.

DR. SEUSS
Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, The
chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told!

ERNEST HEMINGWAY
To die. In the rain. Alone.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without
having their motives called into question.

JOHN LENNON
Imagine - chickens crossing roads everywhere - in peace.

FOX MULDER
You saw it cross the road with your own eyes! How many more chickens have
to cross before you believe it?

BILL GATES
I have just released e-Chicken 2003, which will not only cross roads, but
will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook -
and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of eChicken.

ALBERT EINSTEIN
Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the
chicken?

BILL CLINTON
I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What do you mean by chicken?
Could you define chicken, please?

May u readers laugh like mad

2009-08-06T10:03:00.000+08:00

Joke 1
Boy goes 4 Blood Test. Nurse takes the sample but can't find cotton so she
Sucks his Finger!
Boy is so happy he asks, Can I gat a Urine Test also?

Joke 2
Do u know why guys fart louder? Because in between his legs, there is
1 microphone & 2 speakers.

Joke 3
A wife asks hubby how many women he had slept with? Husband proudly replies
only u darling; with others I was awake!

Joke 4
A man ask doc. how to live longer?
Doc ask him : U Smoke?
Ans : No
U drink?
Ans : No
U play mahjong?
Ans : No
U like sex?
Ans : No
Then U want to live so long 4 what?

Joke 5
Phone rings & maid picks up phone as her master is bathing.... When the caller asked what is he doing,
the maid replied "mastur bating"

More Jokes again hehehe

2009-08-06T09:54:00.002+08:00

Ah Seng wants to make love with Ah Lian but he is afraid that Ah Lian will get pregnant, so he approaches his friend Ah Beng for advice. Ah Beng said "Aiya, very easy one lah. Nah, take this packet of condoms and follow the instructions, nothing will happen one." So Ah Seng takes the condom and at night makes love with Ah Lian. Two months later, Ah Seng comes to look for Ah Beng and tells him that Ah Lian is pregnant.
"Cannot be what, did you follow the instructions or not?" asks Ah Beng.
"Na -bei! Got lah. The box says "Stretch the condom over organ before intercourse, I got no organ, so I stretch it over my piano loh."

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Ah Beng to a long-distance telephone operator:
"Could you please tell me the time difference between
Taipei and Las Vegas?"
Operator: "Just a minute......"
Ah Beng: "Thank You," and puts down the phone.

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At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells
the bartender," JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." and his
companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE."
The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks," AND YOU,
SIR?"
Ah Beng replies:" Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED."

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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on
quite for some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the
finished puzzle to a friend.
"It took me ONLY FIVE MONTHS TO DO IT," Ah Beng brags.
"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG," the friend exclaims.
"YOU ARE A FOOL."
Ah Beng replies," NO LAH, SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN
FOR 4-7YRS, LEH!"

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Ah Beng took part in the Singapore Manhunt
Competition. During the Q&A segment, the host asks,
"Name a drink that begins with the letter 'G'."
The crowd shouts, "Gin! Gin!"
Others exclaim, "No it's Grape Juice!"
Another smart aleck yells, "Alamak, Gatorade!"
Host: "Quiet please."
Ah Beng laughs hysterically like a hyena before
replying, "C'mon man, you think I need your help? I
got more original answer: Guni!"(cow milk in Hokkien).

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Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using
it when he encountered some problems. He decided to
use the 'Help' command.
After some tries, he became irritated and called the
computer retailer for support.
Ah Beng:" I pressed the 'F1' key for help...but it's
been over half an hour and still nobody has came to
help me???"
Computer Retailer:...............

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In an English class:
Teacher: "Class, do you know the meaning of parents?"
Ah Beng: "Yes, teacher, it means father and mother."
Teacher: "Good. Can you give me an example?"
Ah Beng: "Sure. Cowboy's parents mean cowboy's father
and mother. Also can say
Cowboy's father is Cow Pay and Cowboy's mother is Cow
Boo. So together we say Cow Pay Cow Boo (KPKB)."
Teacher fainted...............

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Ah Beng with his two red ears went to his doctor. The
doctor asked him what happened to his ears and he
answered," I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring
loh but instead of picking up the phone, I
accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my
ear. So kena loh!" "Oh dear!" the doctor exclaimed in
disbelief. "But...what happen to the other ear?"
"Aiyah! That stoooopid dumbo called back!"

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Ah Beng and Ah Seng rent a boat and fish in a lake
everyday.
One day, they caught 30 fishes.
Ah Beng said to Ah Seng," Mark this spot so that we
can come back here again tomorrow."
The next day, when they were driving to rent the boat,
Ah Beng asked Ah Seng," Did you mark that spot?" Ah
Seng replied," Yeah, I put a big X on the bottom of
the boat,"
Ah Beng said," You stupid fool! What if we don't get
that same boat today !?!?"

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Ah Beng and Ah Seng exited and locked the car in a
hurry, forgetting to remove the key which was in the
ignition. Realizing the mistake, Ah Beng asked," Why
don't we get a coat hanger to open it?"
"No, that won't work," answered Ah Seng." People might
think we're trying to break in."
Then Ah Beng suggested," What if we use a pocket knife
to cut the rubber, then stuck a finger in and pull up
the lock?"
"No," said Ah Seng. "People will think we're too dumb
to use a coat hanger."
The "kan cheong" Ah Beng shouted," We better think of
something fast. It's starting to rain and the sunroof
is open!!!"

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Ah Beng serving his NS overseas and far from home, was
annoyed and upset when his girl Ah Lian wrote breaking
off their engagement and asking for her photograph
back. He went out and collected from his friends all
the unwanted photographs of women that he could find,
bundled them all together and sent them to her with a
note stating the following:
"Regret cannot remember which one is
you...............
please keep your photo and return the others."

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Once Ah Beng , Ah Seng and Ah Lian went for dinner at
the Compass Rose at the top of the Westin Stamford .
After dinner, they went to the lift scanned the
buttons and couldn't find the button for the first
floor. Ah Beng suggested taking the stairs but Ah Lian
decided to press the lift button "G". They found
themselves on the first ground and Ah Beng remarked,
"Wah, you so smart, ah. How did you know this was
ground floor?" Ah Lian replied ," Aiyah so simple you
also dunno! G: stands for gero loh!"

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One evening, Ah Beng and Ah Lian went to a lounge and
requested the DJ to play the song "Ah Cheng Buey Lo
Ti" (Ah Cheng buys bread). The DJ told them they only
played English songs and asked them to request another
song. They were upset and complained to the manager
that the DJ was insulting them. After many hours of
calming them down, the manager found out they were
actually requesting the Righteous Brothers song,
"Unchained Melody".

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Ah Beng and Ah Seng went to a hawker centre. Ah Seng
noticed the hygiene grades issued by the Ministry of
Health pasted at each stall and asked Ah Beng, "Eh,
the 'A', 'B', 'C' and 'D' stand for what ah?" Ah Beng
snorted and said, "Aiyah, this sort of thing you also
dunno! 'D' stand for 'delicious', 'C' stand for 'can
eat', 'B' stand for 'buay sai' (cannot) and 'A' stand
for 'Alamak'!"

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Long time ago, a rich Singapore tycoon wanted to know
how happy a man could be if he was given one wish. He
paid three people to test out his experiment. The
rules were:
1. Each person could only have one wish.
2. They will be left on a deserted island for 30
years.
3. Food, but not liquor would be provided.
The first contestant, Billy Clinton (USA) asked for 30
prettiest PLAYBOY centerfolds: "So I can make the most
beautiful babies in the world."
The second contestant, Jon Major (UK) said, "I want 30
years' supply of booze."
The last contestant, Ah Beng (Singapore) said, "I want
30 years' supply of Saa-lim (Salem) cigarettes so I
can smoke until I song-song."
30 years later, the three contestants came back for a
press conference. Billy had with him 200 children and
30 estranged women. He remarked, "It has been a long
sexual experience for me and was wondering whether
anyone care to buy a child. I will even throw in the
mother for free!" Jon, hanging on to a bottle of beer,
was suffering from a hangover but he managed to utter
these words. "God save the Beer! The Queen can drink
seawater." The last contestant, Ah Beng, hugging onto
cartons of Salem shouted, "Ni na
beh! Buay kee gia lighter!!!" (@#$*! Forgot to bring
lighter!)

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Last night, an incident took place at Boat Quay. What
happened was some idiot was trying to show off and
declared that he could swim across the Singapore
River. He jumped in and started swimming. But before
he could reach the halfway mark, he started to panic
and started to shout for help. Being typical
Singaporeans, a crowd started to gather to watch and
yet no attempt was made by anybody to save that poor
chap. Suddenly there was a splash and the crowd turned
to see a guy doing what seemed like a desperate
attempt to reach the drowning victim. It was clear
that this hero couldn't swim! Luckily a tongkang
filled with tourists was passing by and the operator
saw the incident and picked both men from the water.
The crowd cheered! Back on shore, the crowd cheered
again as the hero stepped off the tongkang. "Steady
lah!" and "Awright, man!" were among any
congratulations shouted. Ah Beng looked angry and
shouted "Ka ni na! Siang too wa loh chui?" (*%#@! Who
pushed me into the water?")

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Ah Beng joined a quiz show and was asked to name
three fruits whose names begin with "A". Ah Beng
immediately said "Apple...Apricot..." then he was stumped.
After a while, he finally shouted triumphantly, "Ang
Mor Tan!"

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Ah Beng ordered a pizza and the waitress asked if he
should cut it in six or twelve pieces.
"Six, please. I could never eat twelve pieces."

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How do you make Ah Beng laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.

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"Oh, look at the dead bird."
Ah Beng looked skyward and said, "Where, where got?"

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Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?
Because below 18 was not allowed.

Jokes!

2009-08-06T09:50:00.000+08:00

"Marketing 101"
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I'm fantastic in bed". That's Direct Marketing.
You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He's fantastic in bed". That's Advertising.
You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, "Hi, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Telemarketing.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, "By the way, I'm fantastic in bed". That's Public Relations.
You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "I hear you're fantastic in bed". That's Brand Recognition.

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"The Honest Wife"
A man who was driving a car with his wife was stopped by a police officer. The following exchange took place.
The man says, "What's the problem, officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 75 in a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80." (The man gave his wife a dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight. "
Man: "Broken taillight? I didn't know about a broken taillight!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about that taillight for weeks." (The man gave his wife another dirty look.)
Officer: "I'm also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh Harry, you never wear your seat belt."
The man turned to his wife and yelled, "SHUT YOUR MOUTH!"
The officer turned to the woman and asked, "Ma'am, does your husband talk to you this way all the time?"
The wife said, "No, only when he's drunk."

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"An Honest Mistake"
A woman was in a coma. Nurses were in her room giving her a sponge bath. One of them was washing her private area and noticed that there was a response on the monitor when she touched her.
They went to her husband and explained what happened, telling him, "Crazy as this sounds, maybe a little oral sex will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."
The husband was skeptical, but they assured him that they'd close the curtains for privacy. The hubby finally agreed and went into his wife's room.
After a few minutes the woman's monitor flat lined, no pulse, no heart rate. The nurses ran into the room. The husband was standing there, pulling up his pants, and said, "I think she choked."

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"The Infant-Sized Penis"
Jim decided to propose to Sandy. But prior to her acceptance, Sandy had to confess to her man about her childhood illness. She informed Jim that she suffered a disease that left her breasts the maturity of a 12 year old's.
He stated that it was okay, because he loved her so much. However, Jim felt this was the time for him to open up and admit that he also had a deformity. Jim looked Sandy in the eyes and said, "I too have a problem. My penis is the same size as an infant's, and I hope you can deal with that once we are married."
She said, "Yes. I will marry you and learn to live with your infant- sized penis." Sandy and Jim got married and they could not wait for the honeymoon. Jim rushed Sandy off to their hotel suite and they started touching, teasing, and holding one another. As Sandy put her hands in Jim's pants she began to scream and ran out of the room! Jim ran after her to find out what was wrong. She said, "You told me your penis was the size of an infant's!"
"It is . . . 8 pounds, 7 ounces, 19 inches!"

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Measurement
On returning from battle in the Falkland Islands, 3 soldiers are asked to report to their commander. The commander states that because of services rendered the army will pay each soldier a sum of �100 pound per inch on their bodies, from one point to another of their choice. The commander asks the first soldier, a special forces commando, how he can measure him up. "I'll have the top of my head, to the tips of my toes, sahr!" replies the man of war. "Excellent," says the commander, that's "70 inches, so here's �7000." Secondly a marine states that he will have the tip of one arm outstretched measured to the other outstretched. "Excellent," replies the commander after measuring the marine, "75 inches, so that's �7500." Thirdly he asks the explosives expert. "I'll have measured the tip of my d*** to he end of my balls sahr!" The commander is a little taken aback by this but agrees, and after several seconds down in the private's privates he snaps back up saying "Where in Christ are your balls soldier?!" The soldier smiles at him and says "Falkland Islands sahr!"

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JJJ
It seems that there were twin brothers by the name of Jones, John and Joe. John was married and Joe was single. Joe was the proud owner of a dilapidated boat. It so happened that Joe's boat sank on the same day that John's wife died.
A few days later a kindly old lady met Joe on the street, and mistaking him for John said:" I was sorry to hear of your great loss, and you must feel terrible." Joe replied; " Well, I am not a bit sorry. She was a rotten old thing from the start. Her bottom was all chewed up, and she smelled of old fish. The first time I got into her she made water faster that anything I ever saw. She had a crack and a pretty big hole in front that kept getting bigger and bigger every time that I used her. It got so I could handle her all right, but when someone else was using her she leaked like anything. This is what finished her off: Four guys from the other side of town came down looking for a good time. They asked if I could rent her to them. I warned them that she wasn't so hot, but the crazy fools all tried to get into her at the same time. It was too much for her and she cracked right up the middle! " THE OLD LADY FAINTED.

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Deaf Sex
Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to find a solution. "Honey," she signs, "Why don't we agree on some simple signals? For instance, at night, if you want to have sex with me, reach over and squeeze my left breast one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and squeeze my right breast one time. "The husband thinks this is a great idea and signs back to his wife, "Great idea, Now if you want to have sex with ME, reach over and pull on my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, reach over and pull on my penis ... fifty times"
Penis

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One day when the teacher walked into the classroom, she noticed that someone had written the word 'PENIS' (in tiny letters) on the blackboard. She scanned the class looking for a guilty face. Finding none, she rubbed the word off and began class. The next day, the word 'PENIS' was written on the board again; this time it was written about halfway across the board. Again she looked around in vain for the culprit, so she proceeded with the day's lesson. Every morning for about a week, she went into the classroom and found the same disgusting word written on the board, each day's being larger than the previous one, and each being rubbed off vigorously. At the end of the second week, she walked in expecting to be greeted by the same word on the board but instead found the words: "The more you rub it, the bigger it gets."

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Wife
Late at night this guy runs into a pub and demands a glass of water from the landlord. The guy drinks it in one gulp then asks for a second glass. Six pints later, and he has recovered enough to speak. "Thanks," he croaks. "That's one hell of a thirst you've got," says the landlord.

The guy says: "Any man would be as bad if they'd just had sex with the woman in my car. She's insatiable. She wants me to go right back out there and do it all again, but I can't." "Where's your car?" the landlord asks. "At the roadside," the guy gasps.

"Tell you what," says the landlord, "you watch the bar for me while I nip out and take your place." "Be my guest," the guy says. So the landlord goes outside and gets in the car. It's totally dark, so the woman doesn't realize she's with a different man. And they get right down to it, humping away.

Five minutes later there's a knock on the window. It's a cop, and he shines his flashlight on the naked couple. "What's going on here?" he asks. "It's all right, officer," explains the landlord, "She's my wife." The officer replies apologetically, "Oh, sorry sir, I didn't realize."

Look at the woman the landlord says, "Neither did I till you switched on that damned light."

More Jokes!!

2009-08-06T09:47:00.000+08:00

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop."
Customer: "Ok."
Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?"
Customer: "No."
Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?"
Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'."
(At this point I had to put the caller on hold to tell the rest of the tech support staff what had happened. I couldn't, however, stop from giggling when I got back to the call.)
Tech Support: "Ok, did you type 'click' with the keyboard?"
Customer: "I have done something dumb, right?"

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One woman called a toll-free line to ask how to install the batteries in her laptop. When told that the directions were on the first page of the manual the woman replied angrily, "I just paid $2,000 for this stupid thing, and I'm not going to read the book."

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Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message."
Tech Support: "Did you install the update?"
Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?"

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Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word."
Tech Support: "Tell me what you've done."
Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'."
Tech Support: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says."
Customer: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'."
Tech Support: "Insert the MS Word setup disk."
Customer: "What?"
Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?"
Customer "No..."

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Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, can you see the 'OK' button displayed?"
Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?"

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At our company we have asset numbers on the front of everything. They give the location, name, and everything else just by scanning the computer's asset barcode or using the number beneath the bars.
Customer: "Hello. I can't get on the network."
Tech Support: "Ok. Just read me your asset number so we can open an outage."
Customer: "What is that?"
Tech Support: "That little barcode on the front of your computer."
Customer: "Ok. Big bar, little bar, big bar, big bar . . ."

Jokes Jokes!!

2009-08-06T09:42:00.001+08:00

1) What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
Your salary. It comes once a month, lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.

2) What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

3) What's common between men and video?
Both go backward..forward..backward..forward..backward..forward..stop and eject..

4) What is the similarity between men and rats?
Both keep searching for new HOLES.

5) What's the difference between biology and sociology?
When the baby looks like his dad, then it is biology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

6) Doctor: You look so weak & exhausted. Are you having 3 meals a day as i have advised?
Lady : Doctor, i thought you had said 3 males a day.

7) Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes, all the animals laughed.
Tarzan asked: "Why?"
The animals told him: "Your tail is in the front!!"

Transformer Jokes!! xD

2009-08-06T09:36:00.002+08:00

So Today was with a friend and the conversation went something like this..

Me : Hey you know who is Transformers parents anot?
Friend : Transformers got parents wan mehhh??
Me : Got lah,we all human got parents,transformers oso need parents mahhh!! ish ish..
Friend: Ok then,who are they???!?!!
Me : Transparent lahhh!! [Trans Parent]

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What is transformer's gender? Transsexual

What do you call transformer's hair? Transfer

Who's transformer's sister? Transistor

What lotion transformer uses? Translucent

Transformer doesn't SIT, they TRANSIT

Which race is transformer from? Transnasional

What's the name of an autobot that transforms into a furniture? Perabot

Husband for Sale, Don't believe? Come in and you will know!

2009-08-06T09:22:00.000+08:00

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City , where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch .... You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first floor the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids and are extremely good looking.

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework.

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!' Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Baby Bat!!! So Cute!!

2009-05-23T23:23:00.003+08:00

Nice UV ^^

2009-05-01T10:38:00.000+08:00

Here comes the pictures!

2009-04-22T15:50:00.006+08:00

more can be found from HERE =)

Worklog for Lumina =)

2009-04-22T15:46:00.002+08:00

Mod Details

Case Mod Name: Lumina
Deviser and Builder: Luciano Cezimbra (aka Design_Master)
Building Period: April/2007 to Sept/2007
Hours Worked: 1080h
Main Material Used: Smoked, Foggy and Clear Acrylic Shapes
Shape Thicknesses Used: 2-15mm
Number of Acrylic Pieces Involved: 14 Structural Ones + 100 Complementing Ones
Final Dimensions Reached: 520mm Height x 285mm Width x 545mm Length
Additional Modded Items: VGA Cooler and Power Supply Unit
Lighting Items: Blue LEDs, Blue LED Fans, Blue Cold Cathode and UV Cold Cathode

Main Innovative Parts

01 Front hinged door
02 Lateral hinged doors
01 Acrylic main panel
01 Hinged PCI slot plate system
04 Acrylic foot stands
01 USB acrylic protection
04 Corner protections
02 Acrylic nameplates
01 Acrylic VGA cooler
01 Acrylic Power Supply Unit

Hardware System

Intel Core 2 duo E6550 processor
Intel DG33FBC motherboard
4GB RAM memory 800MHz DDR2 Dual
Modded Radeon X1950 PRO*
Modded 550W Power Supply Unit*
Cooler Master Eclipse CPU cooler
Samsung HD 120GB SATA2
LG DVD drive

MillionDollarPC 011!

2009-04-22T15:33:00.004+08:00

The Worklog for 028!

2009-04-22T15:11:00.005+08:00

MillionDollarPC 028!

2009-04-22T14:51:00.005+08:00

L4D comic xD

2009-04-21T23:04:00.000+08:00

haha...nothing to do.. Fan Grill Designs =P

2009-04-19T00:09:00.003+08:00

My PC Mod ^^v

2009-04-12T23:24:00.007+08:00

now only post because i just only got my internet back at kl lol...pictures all in desktop ^^v

be sure to leave me a comment about my mod =D
have fun seeing!!

the following pictures shows my desktop's new look now =)
started this afternoon around 1.00pm LOL!!..finished at night around 10.00pm

below are some accessories, stuff and etcetera i bought from lowyat and acehardware (midvalley) recently..

after taking up a few minutes..the psu is out~!!
it's an old 450W psu ^^v
good for now lols..

after 2 and a half hours! i finally finished sleeving my psu =D
nice??

how my desktop looks like during the day!

when darkness comes~!! muahhhahahah

Yeng or not? hahas

2009-04-12T00:05:00.000+08:00

Female AutoBot =D

2009-04-03T16:19:00.001+08:00

'Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen' Robots Revealed

2009-04-01T18:58:00.002+08:00

Excitement around "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen," the sequel to the enormously successful 2007 movie, has been building steadily since we got our first glimpse of the action in the ad that played during the Super Bowl. Two weeks later the trailer was released, and it looked like director Michael Bay wasn't lying when he promised bigger and badder robots than in the first flick.

Now, to get the fans even more energized, Paramount Pictures has released to us the full list of all the giant robots that will appear in the new movie. Plus we have new photos with first looks at two of the evil Decepticons that will battle the heroic Autobots when the movie hits theaters this summer.

AUTOBOTS
# OPTIMUS PRIME: The Autobots' leader - alternate form: Peterbilt truck.
# IRONHIDE: Weapons specialist - GMC Topkick.
# RATCHET: Medic - Hummer H2.
# BUMBLEBEE: Friend and mode of transportation for Sam Witwicky (Shia LaBeouf) - 2010 Chevrolet Camaro.
# ARCEE: A female Autobot - motorcycle.
# SIDESWIPE: A Lamborghini in the toy line, here he transforms into a silver Corvette Stingray concept car.
# JETFIRE: An older Decepticon who switches sides - SR71 Blackbird jet.
# JOLT: The original toy was a Decepticon, but in the movie he's a good guy - Chevrolet Volt plug-in hybrid.
# SKID & MUDFLAP: a.k.a. "The Twins" - Chevrolet Beat and Trax concept cars.

DECEPTICONS
# STARSCREAM: Formerly Megatron's second in command, he escaped at the end of the first movie; F-22 Raptor jet.
# SCORPONOK: The mechanical scorpion that attacked the American troops in the desert.
# THE FALLEN: One of the original Transformers, he's called "the most elemental bad guy" by the screenwriters.
# SIDEWAYS: The Audi R8 seen crashing through a building in the trailer.
# SOUNDWAVE: A cassette player in the original toys; his alternate mode will be a communications satellite.
# RAVAGE: A four-legged, cat-like robot.
# THE DOCTOR: A spider-like crawling robot.
# WHEELIE: A small, radio-controlled truck.
# DEMOLISHER: One of the Constructicons that transform into construction vehicles.
# DEVASTATOR: A giant robot formed by the Constructicons joining together; individually, they are: Scavenger, Scrapper, Hightower, Longhaul, Rampage, Overload and Mixmaster.

Noticeably absent from the list is the Decepticon leader, Megatron, who was killed at the end of the previous movie and last seen being dumped in the ocean. Michael Bay denied that Megatron is in the movie, but actor Hugo Weaving said in an interview that he had recorded dialogue for the part. We'll see if and how he returns when "Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen" opens on June 24th.

Honda! and Audi R8!

2009-04-01T18:55:00.002+08:00

omgawdd at netherlands taxi lol

i LOLed at this

2009-03-30T15:01:00.000+08:00

Whoa...what the hell

2009-03-30T03:26:00.002+08:00

Sony 7" S-Frame DPF-D70 (Checked at webbie! it cost RM700!)

2009-03-29T15:26:00.005+08:00

received the package from aunt's friend earlier in the afternoon haha
shocked to see a digital photo frame!! from sony =D
~opening up the box haha! it is just like christmas hour! where i'm excitedly opening up the present box lol

cool right!!!?

BFG Done!

2009-03-28T10:59:00.003+08:00

after an hour of spraying + drying!
my BFG is finished =D
shockingly..the styrofoam was eaten by the spray as expected hahaha

BFG Project~~

2009-03-27T18:59:00.001+08:00

Took me about 7 hours lol...from when i bought the tubes till now =D

I'm done! Gonna spray paint tomorrow =D
and lastly..arrange all my wiring wahahaha

2009-03-27T11:23:00.001+08:00

alrighty then! bought the tubes =D
now i can start making my BFG and flashbangs muahaha

Cute? hahaha

2009-03-27T00:24:00.000+08:00

xD

2009-03-25T15:17:00.000+08:00

another add on together with my on the way BFG =D

FlashBangs!! haha

gonna use 3 tins of Latte!

D.I.Y. xD

2009-03-25T14:48:00.000+08:00

Note: those are not my fingers!! i found this very useful pictures only

BFG!

2009-03-24T20:23:00.000+08:00

Well, since i have nothing to do in the meantime...i'm gonna make my own BFG and place it on my wall!! wahahaha..for those who don't know what a BFG is..take a look at the following pictures of it =P

The reason why i'm doing this is to hide my super duper long speaker cables and hifi cables..kinda hurting my eyes sometimes when i lean back on my bed while watching animes/movies..

Therefore, i have decided to make my own BigFuckingGun!! Muahahahaha!!

Items that are probably gonna be used are:
Milk and Juice Cartons (Where Else..)
Strong Cohesion Power Double Sided Foam Tape by Unity : 18mm | 5M xD (Ace Hardware)
Multi-Way Cable Clips (Ace Hardware)
Super Clips (Ace Hardware)
Scissors (Tamiya ToolBox xD)
Cutter (Tamiya ToolBox xD)
Playar (Tamiya ToolBox xD)
Blade (Tamiya ToolBox xD)
Lots of Styrofoam (Stole it when i was doing carpenter jobs hehe)
Aquarium Tubes (one of the shops at First Garden)

Currently using 2 bottles of fully white Buncho Poster Colour LMAO! + Paint Brushes of course!
Unsure about the "spray can" | haven't decide and buy x.X
My Anchor Quick Drying Hi-Build Lacquer Spray Paint is waiting to be used!!

My Brain
My Imagination
My Ideas
My Anime Soundtrack playing at the background
My Acer Aspire 7720G

Hmm, that's about it i guess..hahaha

Will be posting up the End Results after a while!! ngek ngek

Gonna spray my casing like this colour

2009-03-19T14:31:00.001+08:00

New Lamborghini xD

2009-03-13T02:36:00.001+08:00

Overall!!

2009-03-12T18:20:00.000+08:00

everyone can do it! =)
they just need time, patience, and imagination =D

This is what i call, "Hard Work"

2009-03-12T18:03:00.000+08:00

BatMobile Case Mod haha

2009-03-12T01:22:00.000+08:00

Even usb can be modded lol...

2009-03-12T01:15:00.000+08:00

The modder used the ENTER button from an old keyboard haha!

A Very Cool Casing Mod!

2009-03-12T00:41:00.001+08:00

The design is based on the building of the Temple of Nod from the Command & Conquer universe.

Taken from Friendster Bulletin

2009-03-07T01:37:00.000+08:00

White Bra- Just Taken

Grey Bra- Taken And Loving Every Single Moment Of It =]

Green Bra- you really like someone..=]

Yellow Bra- Single And Hating It

Pink Bra- Just Single

Black Bra- Your A fighting Ninja

Brown Bra- You like Someone And They Like You Back But Arent Going Out

Orange Bra- Your confused

Red Bra- Single and you like somone but not sure if they like you

Purple Bra- Single and lovin it

Polkadot Bra- I couldn't care less i just like the colour.

Thumbs Up!! xD

2009-03-06T22:37:00.000+08:00

A father passing by his teenage daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was neat and tidy.

Then he saw an envelope propped up prominently on the centre of the pillow. It was addressed "Dad".. With the worst premonition, he opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:-

Dear Dad,

It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving home. I had to elope with my new boyfriend Randy because I wanted to avoid a scene with Mom and you.

I've been finding real passion with Randy and he is so nice to me. I now when you meet him you'll like him too - even with all his piercing, tattoos, and motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Dad, I'm pregnant and
Randy said that he wants me to have the kid and that we can be very happy together.

Even though Randy is much older than me (anyway, 42 isn't so old these days is it?), and has no money, really these things shouldn't stand in the way of our relationship, don't you agree?

Randy has a great CD collection; he already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. It's true he has other girlfriends as well but I know he'll be faithful to me in his own way. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too.

Randy taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and he'll be growing it for us and we'll trade it with our friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Randy can get better; he sure deserves it!!

Don't worry Dad, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grandchildren.

Your loving daughter,
Rosie.

At the bottom of the page were the letters "PTO". Hands still trembling, her father turned the sheet, and read:

PS: Dad, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk centre drawer. Please sign it and call when it is safe for me to come home.

I love you!

Your loving daughter,
Rosie

Five Minute Management Course

2009-03-02T23:55:00.000+08:00

Lesson 1:

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings.

The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.

When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.

Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'

After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.

The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.

When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'

'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.

'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?'

Moral of the story:

If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prev! ent avoidable exposure.

Lesson 2:

A priest offered a Nun a lift.

She got in and crossed her legs, forc! ing her gown to reveal a leg.

The priest nearly had an accident.

After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.

The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest removed! his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again.!

The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'

The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'

Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.

On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'

Moral of the story:

If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great opportunity.

Lesson 3:

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp.

They rub it and a Genie comes out.

The Genie says, 'I'll give each of you just one wish.'

'Me first! Me first!' says! the admin clerk. 'I want to be in the Bahamas , driving a speedboat, w! ithout a care in the world.'
Puff! She's gone.

'Me next! Me next!' says the sales rep. 'I want to be in Hawaii , relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Pina Coladas and the love of my life.'

Puff! He's gone.

'OK, you're up,' the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, 'I want those two back in the office after lunch.'

Moral of the story:
Always let your boss have the first say.

Lesson 4

An eagle was sitting on a tree resting, doing nothing.

A small rabbit saw the eagle and asked him, 'Can I also sit like you and do nothing?'

The eagle answered: 'Sure, why not.'

So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the eagle and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it.

Moral of the story:
To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very, very high up.

Lesson 5

A turkey was chatting with a bull.

'I would love to be able to get to the top of that tree' sighed the turkey, 'but I haven't got the energy.'

'Well, why don't you nibble on some of my droppings?' replied the bull. They're packed with nutrients.'

The turkey pecked at a lump of dung, and found it actually gave him enough strength to reach the lowest branch of the tree.

The next day, after eating some more dung, he reached the second branch.

Finally after a fourth night, the turkey was proudly perched at the top of the tree.

He was promptly spotted by a farmer, who shot him out of the tree.

Moral of the story:
Bull Shit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there..

Lesson 6

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field.

While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him..

As the fro! zen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was.

The dung was actually thawing him out!

He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate.

Following the sound, t! he cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:
(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Fast and the Furious 4!!

2009-03-01T20:20:00.000+08:00

Directed by: Justin Lin
Produced by: Neal H. Moritz, Vin Diesel, Ricardo Del Río
Written by: Chris Morgan (Story) and Gary Scott Thompson (characters)
Starring: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez, Jordana Brewster, John Ortiz, Laz Alonso, Gal Gadot
Music by: Brian Tyler
Cinematography: Amir Mokri

Fast & Furious is the fourth film in The Fast and the Furious film series. It is an interquel set between the second and third movies. The film is currently in post-production and is scheduled for release in the United States and Canada on April 3, 2009. The plot connects with the original film of the series from which Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez, and Jordana Brewster are reprising their roles.

RaCe To WiTcH MoUnTaIn!

2009-03-01T20:15:00.000+08:00

Directed by: Andy Fickman
Produced by: Andrew Gunn
Written by: Mark Bomback and Matt Lopez
Starring: Dwayne Johnson, Carla Gugino, AnnaSophia Robb, Alexander Ludwig
Music by: Trevor Rabin
Distributed by: Walt Disney Pictures
Release date(s): March 13, 2009
Country: United States

Race to Witch Mountain is an upcoming remake of the original 1975 film Escape to Witch Mountain, using elements from the originating book of the same name. The film is directed by Andy Fickman and stars Dwayne Johnson, AnnaSophia Robb, Alexander Ludwig, and Carla Gugino. Filming began in Los Angeles in March 2008. Race to Witch Mountain is scheduled to be released on March 13, 2009.

Advancing the storyline from the 1975 film Escape to Witch Mountain, a Las Vegas cab driver (Dwayne Johnson) and a discredited astrophysicist (Carla Gugino) attempt to rescue two paranormal siblings (AnnaSophia Robb and Alexander Ludwig) from the hands of a villainous man (Ciarán Hinds).

AnnaSophia Robb =D

2009-03-01T20:01:00.000+08:00

she's so cute!

kekekeke

2009-02-25T21:46:00.000+08:00

ahahaha, memories of my prefects outing xD

try and beat this using your own car =P

xD

2009-02-25T16:34:00.000+08:00

i have altered my blog skin! muahahaha! now, it's easier to read and see the contents =D

for SpongeBob Lovers that dropped by my page.. LMAO

2009-02-24T17:40:00.000+08:00

Raffi - Banana Phone (Chipmunk Version)!!!

2009-02-24T17:38:00.001+08:00

arghhhhh this is so...... zz --> Raffi - Banana Phone

2009-02-24T17:37:00.000+08:00

TaGgEd By DeAr DaPhNe X.x

2009-02-12T19:41:00.000+08:00

1. The person who tagged you is
Daphne

2. Your relationship with him/her is
my dear sister

3. Your 5 impressions of him/her
notty, notty, notty, notty, and the best

4. The most memorable thing he/she had done for you
spent time together for 2 days, first at ss2 ~ murni and second, midvalley whole day

5. The most memorable thing he/she had said to you
i love you too kor

6. If he/she become your lover you will
take good care of her

7. If he/she become your lover, things he/she has to improve on will be
nothing bah, it wouldn't be daphne if i asked her to improve whatsoever if she doesn't like it

8. If he/she become your enemy, you will
continue loving her

9. If he/she become your enemy, the reason will be
no idea ._.

10. The most desired thing you want to do for him/her now is
have fun with her at a wonderful place

11. Your overall impression of him/her is
my dearest sister that's fun to be with all the time

12. How you think people around you will feel about you?
i won't be thinking how people around me would feel about me, it's their choice..

13. The characters you love of yourself are
concern?? T_T

14. On the contrary, the characters that you hate about yourself are
too concern T_T

15. The most ideal person you want to be is
someone that knows how to deal with everything

16. For people who care and love you, say something to them.
thanx for everything

17. Pass this test to 10 persons who you wished to know how they feel about you.
sorry, don't think i would pass to anyone..

18. Who is no. 6 having relationship with?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
well i'm not sure..

19. Is no. 9 a male or female?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
female

20. If no. 7 and no.10 together, is that a good thing?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
depends

21. What is no. 2 studying about?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
the truth is i don't remember as i didn't ask much about her studies coz she doesn't like to study, so if i asked her, i would be mafan-ing her...

22. When is the last time u had a chat with no. 3?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
just

23. What kind of music band does no. 8 like?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
no idea..sadly

24. Does no. 1 have any siblings?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
yea

25. Will you woo no. 3?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
sure

26. How about no. 7?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
sure

27. Is no. 4 single?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
well, i'm not sure..

28. What is the surname of no. 5?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
Chin

29. What is the hobby of no. 10?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
sleeping for sure, onlining too

30. Does no. 5 and 9 get along well?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
well, we get along fine

31. Where is no. 2 studying at?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
kl

32. Talk something casually about no. 1
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
she's comfortable to be with

33. Have you tried developing feelings for no. 6?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
well, she's my sister ._.

34. Where does no. 9 live at?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
kl, cheras?

35. What colour does not.4 like?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
not sure..

36. Are no. 5 and 1 best friends?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
yea i guess

37. Is no. 7 the sexiest person in the world?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
lols..yup

38. What is no. 6 doing now?
since i didn't put anyone at #17, i'll refer all the Q to daphne and me =P
onlining!

Fast and the Furious 4!!!!!!!

2009-02-11T10:50:00.001+08:00

Release Date 3 April 2009

Director: Justin Lin

Cast: Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Michelle Rodriguez.

As he is released from prison, Brian O'Conner (Walker) teams up with Dominic Toretto (Diesel) work with the feds to bring down a heroin importer by infiltrating his operation.

This is a must watch!

DragonBall Evolution~!

2009-02-11T10:49:00.000+08:00

This is gonna be funny i guess hahahahas

Release Date 13 March 2009

Director: James Wong

Cast: Justin Chatwin, James Marsters, Jamie Chung.

Based on the popular Japanese manga created by Akira Toriyama, whose work spawned best selling graphic novels, video games and a phenomenally successful television series, DRAGONBALL centers on the heroic Goku, a powerful warrior who protects the Earth from an endless stream of rogues bent on dominating the Universe and controlling the mystical objects from which the film takes its name.

ThePunisher 2: WarZone

2009-02-11T10:48:00.000+08:00

Release Date 19 February 2009

Director: Lexi Alexander

Cast: Ray Stevenson, Dominic West.

Waging his one-man war on the world of organized crime, ruthless vigilante-hero Frank Castle sets his sights on overeager mob boss Billy Russoti. After Russoti is left horribly disfigured by Castle, he sets out for vengeance under his new alias: Jigsaw. With the "Punisher Task Force" hot on his trail and the FBI unable to take Jigsaw in, Frank must stand up to the formidable army that Jigsaw has recruited before more of his evil deeds go unpunished.

I'm so gonna watch this too!! =D

Street Fighter: The Legend Of Chun Li

2009-02-11T10:45:00.000+08:00

Release Date 26 February 2009

Director: Andrzej Bartkowiak

Cast: KRISTIN KREUK as ChunLi!!!, Michael Clarke Duncan, Neal McDonough, Taboo, Chris Klein, Moon Bloodgood, Edmund Chen, Cheng Pei Pei, Josie Ho, Robin Shou.

Her strength. Her fury. Her vengeance. Will become legend.

Adapted from the famous series of fighting video games by Capcom, "Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li" focuses its story on the undercover Interpol agent, female fighter Chun-Li as she falls in the quest of finding justice after she found out that her father is murdered. The movie was shoot in numerous locations include Bangkok, Thailand, Hong Kong and Vancouver.

WoW!! I am so gonna watch this!! =D

Lady Gaga Ft Akon & Colby O Donis - Just Dance Remix Lyrics =P

2009-01-07T21:07:00.000+08:00

A red one
Convict
Gaga
I've had a little bit too much
All of the people start to rush.
Start to rush babe.
How does he twist the dance?
Can't find my drink or man.
Where are my keys, I lost my phone.
What's go-ing out on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I can't see straight anymore.
Keep it cool what's the name of this club?
I can't remember but it's alright, alright.

Chorus:
Just dance. Gunna be okay.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just dance. Spin that record babe.
Da-doo-doo-doo
Just dance. Gunna be okay.
Duh-duh-duh-duh
Dance. Dance. Dance. Ju-just dance.

Wish I could shut my playboy mouth.
How'd I turn my shirt inside out? Inside out babe.
Control your poison babe
Roses with thorns they say.
And we're all gettin' hosed tonight.
What's go-ing out on the floor?
I love this record baby, but I can't see straight anymore.
Keep it cool what's the name of this club?
I can't remember but it's alright, alright.

[Chorus]

When I come through on the dance floor checkin out that catalogue.
Can't believe my eyes so many women without a flaw.
And I ain't gonn' give it up, steady tryna pick it up like the car
I'ma hit it, I'ma hit it and flex until the til done until tomorr' yeah.
Show me I can see that you got so much in the jean
The way you twirling up them hips round and round
There's no reason, I know why you can't leave here with me
In the meantime stand, let me watch you break it down.

[Chorus]

I'm psychotic synchypnotic
I got my blue burners and phonic
I'm psychotic synchypnotic
I got my brand electronic
I'm psychotic synchypnotic
I got my blue burners and phonic
I'm psychotic synchypnotic
I got my brand electronic

Go. Use your muscle comin out work and hustle
I got it, just stay close enough to get it
Go slow. Drive it, clean it like so clean it's been molesto, I got it, and your popped coll'

[Chorus]

Latest Yr 2008 Christmas carol! ;-) Check this out :

2008-11-21T18:05:00.000+08:00

You'd better watch out,
You'd better not cry;
You'd better keep cash,
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town.

It's hitting you once,
It's hitting you twice
It doesn't care if you've been careful and wise
Recession is coming to town

It's worthless if you've got shares
It's worthless if you've got bonds
It's safe when you've got cash in hand
So keep cash for goodness sake, HEY

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town!

Finance products are confusing
Finance products are so vague
The banks make you bear the cost of risk
So keep out for goodness sake, OH

You'd better watch out
You'd better not cry
You'd better keep cash
I'm telling you why:
Recession is coming to town.

My Logo!! =)

2008-11-08T16:33:00.001+08:00

the above is the latest and current haha..!
below de was an experimental stage ^^

^^v

2008-10-02T12:50:00.000+08:00

Going out is fun =)

Interesting oh lols

2008-09-19T18:53:00.002+08:00

THREE BULLETS

There once was a man who had nothing for his family to eat.

He had an old rifle and three bullets. So, he decided that he would go out hunting and kill some wild game for dinner.

As he went down the road, he saw a rabbit. He shot at the rabbit and missed it.

The rabbit ran away.

Then he saw a squirrel and fired a shot at the squirrel and missed it.

The squirrel disappeared into a hole in a cottonwood tree.

As he went further, he saw a large wild 'Tom ' turkey in the tree, but he had only one bullet remaining.

A voice spoke to him and said, 'Pray first, aim high and stay focused.'

However, at the same time, he saw a deer which was a better kill.

He brought the gun down and aimed at the deer. But, then he saw a rattlesnake between his legs about to bite him, so he naturally brought the gun down further to shoot the rattlesnake.

Still, the voice said again to him, 'I said 'Pray, Aim high and Stay focused?'

So, the man decided to listen to God's voice.

He prayed, then aimed the gun high up in the tree and shot the wild turkey.

The bullet bounced off the turkey and killed the deer.

The handle fell off the gun and hit the snake in the head and killed it.

And, when the gun had gone off, it knocked him into a pond.

When he stood up to look around, he had fish in all his pockets, a dead deer and a turkey to eat for his family.

The snake (Satan) was dead simply because the man listened to God.

Moral of the story…..

Pray first before you do anything, aim and shoot high in your goals, and stay focused on God.

Never let others discourage you concerning your past. The past is exactly that, the past ..

Live every day one day at a time and remember that only God knows our future and that he will not put you through any more than you can bear with his help.

Do not look to man for your blessings, but look to the doors that only He has prepared in advance for you in your favor.

Wait, be still and patient: keep God first and everything else will follow.

Come Come Test ur Eyes O.O

2008-09-19T18:53:00.001+08:00

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Once you found the 1........... .....

Find the 6

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once you've found the 6...

Find the N (it's hard!!)

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once you've found the N...

Find the Q.

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My Horoscope =P

2008-09-09T06:05:00.000+08:00

FIRE RABBIT Horoscope
Feb 2, 1927 to Jan 22, 1928
Jan 29, 1987 to Feb 16, 1988

Rabbit people love to play under the moonlight. Quite fanciful, they respond to the power and beauty of nature and are always being pulled one way and the other to examine what they find. They are the luckiest of all twelve signs! But, it's more a result of "the harder I work, the luckier I get" than taking crazy chances. They are cautious, conservative, bright, and have a good head for business. Supremely pleasant to have around, these affectionate, naturally shy peacemakers seldom ever lose their temper. They sometimes appear to be singing the blues because of a natural but short-lived tendency towards despondency. Rabbits always inspire deep admiration and trust.

Ginger Soup and Ginger Noodles are among the keys to good health!!

The Fire Rabbits stand out from the crowd of other Rabbits. You might expect Rabbits to be passive, quiet, and loners. Not so, the Fire Rabbits. These extroverts are leaders of the pack! Fire Rabbits intuitively sense the right way to bring out the best in themselves and other people. They are brave creatures, thirsty for life. Others eagerly follow them because of the promise of adventure and great fun, and they are never disappointed. Visionary explorers, Fire Rabbits inspire others to see beyond the surface. Unlike other Rabbits, Fire Rabbits have the potential to be truly rich. Enormously capable and hardworking, Fire Rabbits can achieve great things others cannot match. Captains in charge of their lives, they experience smooth sailing in their careers. The multifaceted Fire Rabbits experience great versatility in their lives. Their interests can range from Agatha Christie to bungee jumping, from caviar to enchiladas, from snowskiing to Scrabble. Speaking of Scrabble, spell Love: L-O-V-E is very kind to Fire Rabbits. Excellent lovers, they rapturously charm their partners with cozy fireplaces, affectionate hugs, and, most of all, undying support and loyalty.

Famous RABBIT people: Hu Shih, Hu Yao-Bang, Kim Young Sam, Sally Ride, Leonardo Di Caprio, Frank Sinatra, Bob Hope, Arturo Toscanini, Leontyne Price, Clare Boothe Luce, Tiger Woods.

Why Chinese shouldn't have Christian names...

2008-08-29T23:14:00.001+08:00

Anne Chang
(Mandarin)-Dirty

Anne Chin
(Mandarin) - Keep quiet

Faye Chen
(Mandarin) - Dusty

Carl Cheng
(Hokkien) - Buttock

Monica Cheng
Hokkien) - Touching your buttocks

Lucy Leow
(Hokkien) - You are dead

Jane Tan
(Mandarin) - Frying eggs

Suzie Leow
(Hokkien) - Lost till death

Henry Mah
(Mandarin) - Hate your mum

Corrine Tai
(Hokkien) - Poor fellow

Paul Chan
(Mandarin) - Bankrupt

Nelson Tan
(Mandarin) - Bird laying eggs

Leslie Tong
(Mandarin) - Rubbish bin

Carmen Teng
(Hokkien) - Leg hair long

Connie Mah
(Cantonese) - Call your mother

Danny See
(Hokkien) - Squeeze you to death

Rosie Teng
(Hokkien) - Screws and nails